Mad #59 December 1960

• Cover Artist: Kelly Freas
• Mad Logo: Harvey Kurtzman

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• Aren't you glad you Dial correctly?
  (Lester Krauss photo) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "When adults act like children, they're called 'immature' - When children act like adults, they're called 'juvenile delinquents'!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (Alfred E. Neuman Halloween Costumes) (2-3)
• Ads for Alfred E. Neuman bust, A Golden Trashery of Mad,
  Alfred E. Neuman portrait, Subscriptions
• English Translations of Foreign Phrases
  **various places around the magazine (marginals)
  (written by Gary Belkin)
• If Doctors Advertised
  (written by Gary Belkin / Bob Clarke art) (4-7)
• The Mad Side-Show of "Modern Freaks" (Dave Berg) (8-9)
• Complete Historical Quotations
  Including Those Famous Lost Words
  (written by Gary Belkin / George Woodbridge art) (10-13)
• TV Ads We'd Like to See - The Polydent Commercial
  (written by Al Jaffee / Joe Orlando art) (14)
• The Safe Crackers (Don Martin) (15-16)
• TV's Wonder Dog Lizzie (TV satire)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Mort Drucker art) (17-21)
• How to Get Complete Newspaper Coverage
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Joe Orlando art) (22-23)
• Commercial Roulette
  (written by Gary Belkin / Bob Clarke art) (24-27)
• How They Spent Their Summer
  (written by Gary Belkin / Bob Clarke art) (28-29)
• New Service Organizations for a Lazy America
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Joe Orlando art) (30-33)
• Dear Mr. Gaines, the publisher,
  Please excuse my son, the editor, for not putting
  anything on this page, but he was home sick today!
  Sincerely,
  Mrs. Feldstein
  (written by Gary Belkin / Bob Clarke art) (34)
• The Two Faces of World War II
  (written by Larry Siegel / George Woodbridge art) (35-38)
• The Parent from the Ages of 21 to 60
  (written by Al Jaffee / Wally Wood art) (39-47)
• The Wonderful New Dart Set (Don Martin) (48)
• Ad for Like, Mad paperback (C3)
• Back Cover -- Aarow Shirts (Kelly Freas art)