MAD #58 — October 1960

"That little voice inside us, which used to be our conscience, is now a pocket radio!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Past Blue Ribbons Beer (ad parody)

  Art by Kelly Freas
  C2
• Contents Page
  1
• Letters Dept.

  Notes

  • Ads for Alfred E. Neuman bust, The Organization MAD, A Golden Trashery of MAD, Alfred E. Neuman portrait, Subscriptions (“Do You Make These Mistakes in English?”)
  2–3
• More “MAD Y'OX”

  Marginal Marvin Dept.
  (various places around the magazine)
• The “Violence Trend” on TV

  21-Inch Scream Dept.

  Written by Larry Siegel, Sy Reit, Frank Jacobs and Dave Berg / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #47 — Summer 1984
  4–7 sample
• “Cool” Casey at the Bat

  Bop-Fly Dept.

  based on the Ernest Lawrence Thayer poem Casey at the Bat

  Written by Paul Laikin / Art by Don Martin

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • The Worst From MAD #5 — 1962 Annual
  • The Self-Made MAD — 1964 (Paperback #17)
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — The Completely MAD Don Martin — 2007
  8–10
• Successful Merchandising —
  Or How to Stay in Business With One Crumby Product

  A Profit Without Honor Dept.

  Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Bob Clarke

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The Self-Made MAD — 1964 (Paperback #17)
  11–14
• Amateur Photography

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The Worst From MAD #5 — 1962 Annual
  15–18
• The Carpenter's Assistants

  Don Martin Dept.

  Don Martin

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • The Worst From MAD #5 — 1962 Annual
  • The Self-Made MAD — 1964 (Paperback #17)
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — The Completely MAD Don Martin — 2007
  19–20
• A Child's History of the Middle 1900's (1940–1960)

  Past Tense Years Dept.

  Written by Larry Siegel / Art by Joe Orlando

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • The Worst From MAD #5 — 1962 Annual
  • The Self-Made MAD — 1964 (Paperback #17)
  21–25
• Sailing

  The Breeze and Aye-Aye Dept.

  Written by Al Jaffee / Art by Bob Clarke

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • The Worst From MAD #5 — 1962 Annual
  • The Self-Made MAD — 1964 (Paperback #17)
  • MAD Special #41 — Winter 1982
  26–33
• Critical Reviews of Everything

  Pats and Pans Dept.

  Written by Gary Belkin / Art by Bob Clarke

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The Worst From MAD #5 — 1962 Annual
  34–35
• MAD's 1960 Political Alphabet Book

  Caps and Robbers Dept.

  Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Wally Wood
  36–39
• Carols for All Occasions

  Holiday Jeer Dept.

  Written by Phil Hahn / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • More Trash From MAD #5 — 1962 Annual
  40–41
• The MAD “Down-To-Earth” Coloring Book

  Hue and Cryin' Out Loud Dept.

  Written by Sy Reit / Art by Bob Clarke

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • The Worst From MAD #5 — 1962 Annual
  • Completely MAD — 1991 (excerpt)
  • MAD Art — 2002 (excerpt)
  42–44
• Highway Squad (TV satire)

  Asphalt Bungle Dept.

  Written by Larry Siegel / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The Self-Made MAD — 1964 (Paperback #17)
  45–48
• Help the Best Man to Win with an “Alfred E. Neuman for President” Kit

  George Woodbridge art from MAD #55
  C3
• Back Cover — Instant Sinka Bath Salts

  Written by Al Jaffee / Art by Joe Orlando

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MADvertising — 2005
  • MAD #29 — February 2023
  C4