Mad #91 December 1964

• Ad for The Self-Made Mad paperback (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (2-3)
• Ads for subscriptions - Why Kill Yourself? - church bell clapper (Paul Coker, Jr. art), "Alfred E. Neuman for President" Campaign Kit, Christmas Grab Bag for paperbacks, 2nd Annual Mad Follies, Alfred E. Neuman portrait and bust
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Some Mad Devices for Safer Smoking (Al Jaffee) (4-7)
• Movie Heroes Are Finks
  (written by Harry Purvis / Mort Drucker art) (8-9)
• A Mad Look at the Summer Olympics
  (Sergio Aragones) (10-13)
• A Celebrity's Wallet - Ringo Starr (written by Arnie Kogen)
  (Bob Clarke and Frank Frazetta art) (14-15)
• A Mad Guide to Little-Known
  Jobs in Television (16-18)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / George Woodbridge art)
• A Fairy Tale (Don Martin) (19)
• New Movie Monsters from the Business World
  (written by E. Nelson Bridwell / Joe Orlando art) (20-22)
• Spy Vs. Spy - shaving cream tube snake /
  fall through hollow rocket (Antonio Prohias) (23)
• The Sights and Sounds of the U.S.A. -- Washington, D.C.
  (written by Frank Jacobs and Larry Siegel)
  (Paul Coker, Jr. art) (24-25)
• The Nearsighted Voodoo Priest (Don Martin) (26)
• When Today's Celebrities Become Tomorrow's Historical Heroes (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Rickard art) (27-32)
• How Bad Childhood Habits
  Can Help in a Congressional Career
  (written by Stan Hart / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (33-35)
• Why Not Warnings on All Packages!
  (written by Stan Hart / Bob Clarke art) (36-37)
• The Lighter Side of Going to the Movies (Dave Berg) (38-41)
• Twisted Mad Tales for Twisted Mad Readers
  (written by Jim Mildon / George Woodbridge art) (42-43)
• Spy Vs. Spy Vs. Spy - construction crane spy-setter /
  train tunnel (Antonio Prohias) (44)
• Mr. Nudnik (TV satire)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art) (45-48)
• Fold-In -- What's really behind South American unrest?
  (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Self-Portrait (Al Jaffee)