MAD #94 — April 1965

"Many a girl in love with a cleft chin makes the mistake of marrying the whole man!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Be Suspicious! — Sam Foureyes

  Lester Krauss photo

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Follies #5 — 1967 Annual
  C2
• Contents Page
  1
• Letters Dept.

  Notes

  • Ads for Subscriptions — “Are you bugged by the little monsters who clean every copy off the newsstands?” (sculpture by Giuseppe Baggi), Paperbacks, and Alfred E. Neuman Portraits
  2–3
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine)
• MAD's Valentines to American Industry

  Cupidity (Look It Up!) Dept.

  Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Mort Drucker, Paul Coker, Jr., Don Martin, Jack Rickard, Bob Clarke, George Woodbridge

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD Follies #5 — 1967 Annual
  • The Ridiculously Expensive MAD — 1969
  • MAD Power — 1970 (Paperback #29)
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — The Completely MAD Don Martin — 2007
  4–5
• The Prophet

  Signing-Off Dept.

  Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Joe Orlando

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • More Trash from MAD #10 — 1967 Annual
  • MAD Special #45 — Winter 1983
  • MAD Special #68 — Fall 1989
  6 sample
• 007 — The James Bomb Musical

  It's True! Bonds Do Have More Fun Dept.

  Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • The Worst from MAD #10 — 1967 Annual
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — Mort Drucker — 2012
  7–12
• Famous People's Home-Study Courses

  Schools Rush In... Dept.

  Written by Al Jaffee / Art by Bob Clarke

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • The Worst from MAD #10 — 1967 Annual
  • MAD Power — 1970 (Paperback #29)
  13–16 sample
• A Fine Day in the City

  Don Martin Dept. Part I

  Don Martin

  Reprinted in 8 collections

  • The Worst from MAD #10 — 1967 Annual
  • MAD Power — 1970 (Paperback #29)
  • The Completely MAD Don Martin — 1974 Big Book
  • MAD Special #50 — Spring 1985
  • The MAD Bathroom Companion — The Gushing Fourth Edition — 2004
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — The Completely MAD Don Martin — 2007
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — Don Martin — 2014
  • MAD Spoofs America — Special Collector's Edition 2026
  17
• A MAD Look at Winter Sports

  Ice-Elation Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 8 collections

  • MAD Follies #5 — 1967 Annual
  • MAD Power — 1970 (Paperback #29)
  • MAD's Sergio Aragones on Parade — 1979 Big Book
  • MAD Special #38 — Spring 1982
  • MAD Special #70 — Spring 1990
  • MAD Special #134 — January 1999
  • The MAD Holiday Survival Guide — 2004
  • Intensely Dumb MAD — 2013
  18–19
• Specific “Form Answer-Letters” There Really Ought to Be

  Softening the Blow-Ups Dept.

  Written by Arnie Kogen

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #14 — Winter 1974
  20–22
• Spy vs. Spy — gas thrown on house fire / cliff-hanging parachutist

  Joke and Dagger Dept. Part I

  Antonio Prohias

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • The Worst from MAD #10 — 1967 Annual
  • MAD's Big Book of Spy vs. Spy Capers and Other Surprises — 1978
  • Spy Vs. Spy — The Complete Casebook — Antonio Prohias — 2001
  • Spy Vs. Spy — Omnibus — Antonio Prohias — 2011
  23 sample
• The Sights and Sounds of the U.S.A. — Ft. Worth, Texas

  Talk of the Towns Dept.

  Written by Frank Jacobs and Larry Siegel / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.
  24–25
• Spy vs. Spy — staircase rocket / tree moves in ski jump

  Joke and Dagger Dept. Part II

  Antonio Prohias

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • The Worst from MAD #10 — 1967 Annual
  • MAD's Big Book of Spy vs. Spy Capers and Other Surprises — 1978
  • Spy Vs. Spy — The Complete Casebook — Antonio Prohias — 2001
  • Spy Vs. Spy — Omnibus — Antonio Prohias — 2011
  26
• Neurotic Magazine

  Sick-Sick-Slick Dept.

  Written by Stan Hart / Art by George Woodbridge

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The Worst from MAD #10 — 1967 Annual
  27–32 sample
• The Spectator

  Don Martin Dept. Part II

  Don Martin

  Reprinted in 5 collections

  • More Trash from MAD #10 — 1967 Annual
  • The Completely MAD Don Martin — 1974 Big Book
  • MAD Special #41 — Winter 1982
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — The Completely MAD Don Martin — 2007
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — Don Martin — 2014
  33
• Basketball Foto-Plays

  Court Jesting Dept.

  Written by Arnie Kogen / UPI and World Wide photos
  34–35
• The Lighter Side of Kids' Parties

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • More Trash from MAD #10 — 1967 Annual
  • MAD Power — 1970 (Paperback #29)
  • Dave Berg's MAD Trash — 1977 Big Book
  36–39
• TV Commercials and Some Folks Who Couldn't Care Less

  No Sale Dept.

  Written by Stan Hart / Art by Jack Rickard

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The Worst from MAD #10 — 1967 Annual
  40–41
• Spy vs. Spy vs. Spy — finish electric line / camera switch embassies kicks

  Joke and Dagger Dept. Part III

  Antonio Prohias

  Reprinted in 5 collections

  • MAD's Big Book of Spy vs. Spy Capers and Other Surprises — 1978
  • MAD Special #131 — October 1998
  • Spy Vs. Spy — The Complete Casebook — Antonio Prohias — 2001
  • Spy Vs. Spy — Omnibus — Antonio Prohias — 2011
  • Extremely Moronic MAD — 2012
  42
• Son of Mighty Joe Kong (movie satire)

  What Time Does the Baboon Go Up? Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Follies #5 — 1967 Annual
  • MAD Power — 1970 (Paperback #29)
  • MAD #20 — August 2021
  43–48 sample sample
• Fold-In — Which national symbol is going to need the biggest repair job?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD Follies #6 — 1968 Annual
  • MAD's Vastly Overrated Al Jaffee — 1976 Big Book
  • MAD Fold This Book — 1997
  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
  C3 sample
• Back Cover — Canadian Club — Alcoholics Anonymous

  Lester Krauss photos / Art by Bob Clarke

  Reprinted in 5 collections

  • More Trash from MAD #10 — 1967 Annual
  • The Ridiculously Expensive MAD — 1969
  • MAD Special #40 — Fall 1982
  • MADvertising — 2005
  • Inside MAD — 2013
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