MAD #99 — December 1965
"When it comes to absorbing information, some people are like blotters: they soak it all in, but they get it all backwards!" — Alfred E. Neuman
Contents
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Ad for It's a World, World, World, World Mad paperbackC2
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Contents Page1
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Letters Dept.
Notes
- Ads for Subscriptions — "Are you bugged by the little monsters who clip every copy from the newsstands?" (sculpture by Giuseppe Baggi), Aurora A.E. Neuman Model Kit, Alfred E. Neuman portraits, Christmas Grab Bag with MAD Follies #3, paperbacks
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(various places around the magazine) summary
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When Politicians Do TV CommercialsPaid Politico Announcements Dept.
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Don Martin Proudly Presents Three Hairy Stories —
At the Barbershop / In a Home / In Another HomeDon Martin Dept.8–9 sample -
MAD's Snappy Answers to Those Old ClichésPut Your Funny Where Your Mouth Is Dept.Written by Stan Hart / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.
Reprinted in 3 collections
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The Virginiaham (TV satire)How the Western Was Lost Dept.Written by Lou Silverstone / Art by Mort Drucker13–17
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18–20
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MAD Interviews the Greeting Card Manufacturer of the YearCard Shark Dept.Written by Stan Hart / Art by Joe Orlando
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Spy vs. Spy — tunnel feet frogs / guard dogsJoke & Dagger Dept. Part I25
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Let's Humanize Those Automated MachinesSweet Torque Dept.Written by Stan Hart / Art by Bob Clarke
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The Lighter Side of MovingBerg's-Eye View Dept.
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32–33
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Spy vs. Spy — cake crash / rodeo rhinosJoke & Dagger Dept. Part II34
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A MAD Guide to the Wildlife of Our American HighwaysAsphalt Jungle-Animals Dept.Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Bob Clarke
Reprinted in 1 collection
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Horror Movie Scenes We'd Like to SeeOur Creature Presentation Dept.Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Jack Davis
Reprinted in 11 collections
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Spy vs. Spy vs. Spy — swinging spies / amusement rideJoke & Dagger Dept. Part III40
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The Rime of the Modern SurferFoam Poem Dept.(with apologies to Samuel Taylor Coleridge's The Rime of the Ancient Mariner)Written by Tom Koch / Art by Don Martin
Reprinted in 2 collections
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Football "In Depth" (TV satire)The Play By-Play's the Thing Dept.
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Fold-In — What Wild Frenzy Will Future College Students Face?
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Back Cover — The Day They Forgot to Put the Top Down for the Hertz CommercialPhoto by Irving SchildC4