Mad #109 March 1967

• Cover Artist: Norman Mingo
• Cover Writer: Antonio Prohias

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• Ad for The Fourth Annual Collection of Mad Follies
  featuring the Mad Mobile (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "Efficiency Experts are smart enough to tell you how to
  run your business, and too smart to start one of their own!"
  -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (2-3)
• Ads for Subscriptions - "Aren't you glad you subscribe to Mad? Don't we wish everybody did!" (Irving Schild photo of lady with shampoo-soaked hair) , Paperbacks, Alfred E. Neuman portraits
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Who in Heck is Virginia Woolfe? (movie satire)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Mort Drucker art) (4-10)
• Correspondence Schools for Repulsive People
  (written by Phil Hahn and Jack Hanrahan) (11-13)
• In the Locker Room (Don Martin) (14-15)
• The Lighter Side of Arguments (Dave Berg) (16-19)
• Announcements for Everything
  (written by Frank Jacobs) (20-22)
• Spy Vs. Spy - twisted flier /
  submarine shark switch (Antonio Prohias) (23)
• The Preamble Revisited (Max Brandel) (24-25)
• Idiot-Proof Products (Al Jaffee) (26-30)
• Downtown (Don Martin) (31)
• Horrifying Cliches
  (written by Phil Hahn / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (32-33)
• Spy Vs. Spy - periscope pull /
  urban mannequin spy is real (Antonio Prohias) (34)
• Mad School Songs for Everyday Activities
  (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art) (35-37)
• How Various Magazines Might
  Handle the Same Cartoon Situation
  (written by Al Jaffee / Bob Clarke art) (38-39)
• Advertising Endorsements We'll Probably Never Get to See
  (written by Max Brandel / UPI photos) (40-42)
• Doc Tari (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Jack Davis art) (43-47)
• Cop Art
  (written by Harry Borgman / George Woodbridge art) (48)
• Fold-In -- What is Today's Most
  Shocking Drug Menace? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- The K.E.N.T. Society (Knowledge Ends
  Needless Tumors) (written by Vic Cowen / Bob Clarke art)