MAD #111 — June 1967

"A clock-watcher is liable to wind up as just another one of the hands!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Ad for The Questionable MAD Paperback
  C2
• Contents Page
  1
• Letters Dept.

  Notes

  • Ad for Subscriptions — "Pull some folding money out of your kitty and avoid a cat-tastrophe at your newsstand!" — Origami by Giuseppe Baggi / Photo by Irving Schild, Alfred E. Neuman portraits
  2–3
• Songs That Never Made It

  Marginal Thinking Dept.
  (various places around the magazine)
• Stokely and Tess (musical satire)

  Esprit de Core Dept.

  Written by Larry Siegel / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The MAD Morality — 1970 (excerpt)
  4–10 sample
• One Evening at Home

  Don Martin Dept. Part I

  Don Martin

  Reprinted in 8 collections

  • More Trash From MAD #12 — 1969 Annual
  • The Completely MAD Don Martin — 1974 Big Book
  • MAD Special #66 — Spring 1989
  • The MAD Bathroom Companion — Turd in a Series — 2003
  • The MAD Bathroom Companion — The Mother Load — 2004
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — The Completely MAD Don Martin — 2007
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — Don Martin — 2014
  • MAD #46 — December 2025
  11
• A Portfolio of MAD Placelies

  Locale Color Dept.

  Max Brandel

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Follies #7 — 1969 Annual
  • MAD Special #88 — July 1993
  • The MAD Bathroom Companion — The Gushing Fourth Edition — 2004
  12–13 sample
• Comic Strip Heroes Taken From Real Life

  Famous Funnies Dept.

  Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Bob Clarke

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD About the Sixties — 1995
  • MAD For Decades — 2007
  • MAD's Greatest Writers — Frank Jacobs — 2015
  14–17 sample
• Where Our Tax Dollars Go

  Acknowledge-Mint Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Jack Rickard

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • The Worst From MAD #12 — 1969 Annual
  • MAD's Maddest Writer Dick DeBartolo Presents Here's MAD in Your Eye — 1984 Big Book
  18–20 sample
• Spy vs. Spy — poison fan rings / arm wrestling catapult

  Joke and Dagger Dept. Part I

  Antonio Prohias

  Reprinted in 8 collections

  • The Worst From MAD #12 — 1969 Annual
  • MAD's Big Book of Spy vs. Spy Capers and Other Surprises — 1978
  • Completely MAD — 1991
  • MAD Special #115 — September 1996
  • Spy Vs. Spy — The Complete Casebook — Antonio Prohias — 2001
  • Spy Vs. Spy — Omnibus — Antonio Prohias — 2011
  • Totally Useless MAD — 2013
  • MAD Presents Spy Vs. Spy — An Explosive Celebration — 2015
  21
• Outdoor Sports Indoors

  Homebody-Building Dept.

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 6 collections

  • MAD Follies #7 — 1969 Annual
  • The Token MAD — 1973 (Paperback #35)
  • MAD's Vastly Overrated Al Jaffee — 1976 Big Book
  • MAD Special #38 — Spring 1982
  • MAD Special #133 — December 1998
  • MAD #21 — October 2021
  22–25 sample
• The Rating

  Poe-Mortem Dept.

  with apologies to Edgar Allan Poe

  Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Bruce Stark

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • More Trash From MAD #12 — 1969 Annual
  26–27
• The Lighter Side of Relatives

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • The Token MAD — 1973 (Paperback #35)
  • Dave Berg's MAD Trash — 1977 Big Book
  • MAD Special #121 — June 1997
  • Intensely Dumb MAD — 2013
  28–31
• Fantastic Voyages Based on Everyday Experiences

  Mini-Ha-Ha's Dept.

  Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Jack Davis
  32–34 sample
• The Smartest Ape in Captivity

  Don Martin Dept. Part II

  Don Martin

  Reprinted in 6 collections

  • More Trash From MAD #12 — 1969 Annual
  • The Completely MAD Don Martin — 1974 Big Book
  • MAD XL #23 — August 2003
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — The Completely MAD Don Martin — 2007
  • 1001 MAD Pages You Must Read Before You Die — 2009
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — Don Martin — 2014
  35
• Easter Bonnets Designed for Male Celebrities

  Millinary Parade Dept.

  Max Brandel / Photos by UPI and World Wide
  36–37
• Spy vs. Spy — Sam's apiary / hinged barbells

  Joke and Dagger Dept. Part II

  Antonio Prohias

  Reprinted in 5 collections

  • MAD Follies #7 — 1969 Annual
  • The Token MAD — 1973 (Paperback #35)
  • MAD's Big Book of Spy vs. Spy Capers and Other Surprises — 1978
  • Spy Vs. Spy — The Complete Casebook — Antonio Prohias — 2001
  • Spy Vs. Spy — Omnibus — Antonio Prohias — 2011
  38
• The MAD Guidebook to Vanishing Human Types and Their Modern Replacements

  Past and Unpleasant Dept.

  Written by Elizabeth Wright, Jr. / Art by George Woodbridge

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • More Trash From MAD #12 — 1969 Annual
  • The MAD Morality — 1970 (excerpt)
  • The Token MAD — 1973 (Paperback #35)
  • MAD Special #88 — July 1993
  39–41
• Gambling in the Amazon

  Don Martin Dept. Part III

  Don Martin

  Reprinted in 9 collections

  • More Trash From MAD #12 — 1969 Annual
  • The Token MAD — 1973 (Paperback #35)
  • The Completely MAD Don Martin — 1974 Big Book
  • MAD Special #45 — Winter 1983
  • MAD Trick-or-Treat Reading — 1987
  • MAD Special #131 — October 1998
  • The MAD Gross Book — 2001
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — The Completely MAD Don Martin — 2007
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — Don Martin — 2014
  42
• Why Spy? (TV satire)

  Caustic Agents Dept.

  Written by Stan Hart / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • More Trash From MAD #12 — 1969 Annual
  • The Token MAD — 1973 (Paperback #35)
  • MAD Special #97 — Late Spring 1994
  43–48
• Fold-In — What deadly killer threatens us all?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD's Vastly Overrated Al Jaffee — 1976 Big Book
  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964-2010 — 2011
  • MAD #9 — October 2019
  C3
• Back Cover —
  When you indulge in Scotch to excess you eventually have to Pay the Piper

  Photo by Irving Schild

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Follies #7 — 1969 Annual
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