Mad #133 March 1970

• Cover Artist: Norman Mingo
• Cover Writer: Dick DeBartolo

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• Ad for The Seventh Annual Collection of Mad Follies
  featuring Mad Nasty Cards (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (2-3)
• Ads for Subscriptions (catapult over wall - Paul Coker, Jr. art), Paperbacks, Alfred E. Neuman portraits
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• True Fat (movie satire)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Mort Drucker art) (4-9)
• The Facts of Life and Death
  (written by Ronnie Nathan / Jack Davis art) (10-11)
• If TV Shows Were Actually
  Like Their "Capsuled Descriptions"
  (written by Earle Doud / Angelo Torres art) (12-14)
• During a Summer Shower (Don Martin) (15)
• Mad's "Do-It-Yourself" Modern Movie Ads
  (written by Sy Reit / Bob Clarke art) (16-17)
• The Lighter Side of Family Gatherings
  (Dave Berg) (18-22)
• Dreams That Went Up in Smoke - Now Starring Ronald Reagan (Max Brandel / Wide World photos) (23)
• What is a Born Winner?
  (written by Al Jaffee / Sergio Aragones art) (24-25)
• Mad's Lifetime Chart of Attitudes and Behavior
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (26-29)
• Future Instant Predictions
  (written by William Garvin / Jack Rickard art) (30-31)
• Spy Vs. Spy - tear-shedding trap (Antonio Prohias) (32)
• A Mad Look at Antiques of the Future
  (written by Sy Reit / Irving Schild photos) (33-35)
• A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at the U.S. Congress
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Bob Clarke art) (36-37)
• A Mad Look at Celebrities in Real-Life Situations
  (written by Larry Siegel / John Johns art) (38-40)
• Spy Vs. Spy - submarine lighthouse (Antonio Prohias) (41)
• Joe Namath's Wallet
  (written by Arnie Kogen / World Wide photo) (42-43)
• One Day in the Mountains (Don Martin) (44)
• Mad's Green Paper - "The State of Our Suburbs"
  (written by Stan Hart / George Woodbridge art) (45-48)
• Fold-In -- What is one special benefit derived
  from rock music by some of its fans? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- A Valentine to All Our Mad Readers
  (Norman Mingo art)