MAD #135 — June 1970

"Blessed are the Censors, for they shall inhibit the Earth!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• MAD's Modern Believe It or Nuts!

  Written by Arnie Kogen / Art by Bob Clarke
  C2
• Contents Page
  1
• Letters Dept.

  Notes

  • Ads for Subscriptions (birdhouse man — art by Paul Coker, Jr.), Alfred E. Neuman portraits
  2
• Ad for The Portable MAD and The Return of a MAD Look at Old Movies Paperbacks
  3
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine) summary
• Sleazy Riders (movie satire)

  Riding High Dept.

  Written by Larry Siegel / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD Special #14 — Winter 1974
  • MAD Special #110 — January 1996
  • MAD About the Seventies — 1996
  • MAD For Decades — 2007
  4–10 sample
• One Day Downtown

  Don Martin Dept. Part I

  Don Martin

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD Special #13 — Fall 1974
  • The Medicine MAD — 1977 (Paperback #44)
  • MAD Special #40 — Fall 1982
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — The Completely MAD Don Martin — 2007
  11–12
• U.S. Folksy Income Tax Return 1969

  The "Familiar" Form Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by John Putnam

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #13 — Fall 1974
  13–14
• Life From the Broadside!

  Femi-Nein! Dept.

  Written by Sidney Paulson / Art by Jack Rickard

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #126 — January 1998
  15–17 sample
• The MAD Book of Magic & Other Dirty Tricks

  Hokey-Pocus Dept.

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #69 — Winter 1989
  18–21
• A MAD Peek Behind the Scenes at a Fancy Restaurant

  Inside-Ouch Dept.

  Written by Larry Siegel / Art by Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 5 collections

  • MAD Special #14 — Winter 1974
  • MAD's Sergio Aragones On Parade — 1979 Big Book
  • MAD Special #62 — Spring 1988
  • MAD Special #97 — Late Spring 1994
  • MAD #17 — February 2021
  22–23
• The Lighter Side of Worry

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #14 — Winter 1974
  24–28
• A MAD "Minute Nature Study"

  Don Martin Dept. Part II

  Don Martin

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Special #14 — Winter 1974
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — The Completely MAD Don Martin — 2007
  29
• A MAD Look at Footprints

  Body-In-Sole Dept.

  Written by Dean Norman / Art by Bob Clarke

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #13 — Fall 1974
  30–31
• More Up-To-Date Health & Safety Songs for Children

  Tunes of Gory Dept.

  Written by Larry Siegel / Art by George Woodbridge

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Special #13 — Fall 1974
  • The Cuckoo MAD — 1976 (Paperback #43)
  32–34
• Then Came Bombsome (TV satire)

  Honda-Lust Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Angelo Torres
  35–39
• You Know You're Really a Bore When...

  Comes the Yawn Dept.

  Written by Stan Hart / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD Special #14 — Winter 1974
  • The Medicine MAD — 1977 (Paperback #44)
  • The MAD Bathroom Companion — Turd in a Series — 2003
  • The MAD Bathroom Companion — The Mother Load — 2004
  40–41 sample
• MAD's Modernized College Entrance Exam

  Ask a Stupid Question Dept.

  Written by Tom Koch / Art by Bob Clarke

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #13 — Fall 1974
  42–44
• The Richard M. Nixon Presidential Primer

  Run, Dick, Run! Dept.

  Written by Larry Siegel / Wide World and UPI photos / Photo research by Max Brandel

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #13 — Fall 1974
  45–48
• Fold-In — Who is fast becoming our all-time top comic character?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD About the Seventies — 1996
  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
  C3 sample
• Back Cover — The Official MAD Portrait of the President of the United States

  Max Brandel / UPI photos
  C4