Mad #251 December 1984

• Cover Artist: James Warhola

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• Ad for Alfred E. Neuman for President T-Shirt (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (2-3)
• Ads for Forbidden Mad Paperback and Subscriptions
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Star Blecch III - The Search For Plot (movie satire)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art) (4-9)
• Baby Talk Exposed (Paul Peter Porges) (10-11)
• The TV Primetime Graveyard
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art) (12-14)
• Mad's Baseball Owner of the Year
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Jack Davis art) (15-18)
• A Mad Look at Airline Safety Instructions (Al Jaffee) (19-21)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (22-26)
• Ain't It Great!!
  (written by Tom Koch / George Woodbridge art) (27-29)
• Don Martin Looks at Star Trek III - The Search for Spock
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing) (30-32)
• Mad's Modern Believe It or Nuts!
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art) (33)
• What It Will Be Like When Every Device "Talks"
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (34-35)
• Only in the Middle of the Night...
  (written by Tom Koch / Harry North, Esq. art) (36-38)
• The Criminals' Yellow Pages
  (written by Tom Koch / George Woodbridge art) (39-42)
• Web*Star (TV satire)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Angelo Torres art) (43-47)
• Spy vs. Spy - ice cream vacuum (logo) /
  torpedoes within torpedo (Antonio Prohias) (48)
• Fold-In -- What new form of addiction
  threatens to enslave our youth? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Mad Refuses to Support the President