Mad #250 October 1984

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Mad Super Special Spring 1985 -
  featuring Mad Book of Sillier Nonsense (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "Anatomy is something that everybody has…
  but it looks better on girls!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (photo of Marine Jahan enjoying Mad) (2-3)
• Ads for Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions #5 (Al Jaffee) Paperback and Subscriptions
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Inbanana Jones and the Temple of Goons (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Jack Davis art) (4-8)
• Mad's Modern Believe It or Nuts!
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art) (9)
• Mad's Easy Step-By-Step "Break Dance" Chart
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Al Jaffee art) (10-11)
• Don Martin Looks at Greystoke The Legend of Tarzan (12-14)
• The Mad Nasty Book - Volume Five
  (written by Tom Koch / Harry North, Esq. art) (15-17)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (18-22)
• Horrifying Sports Cliches
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (23-25)
• A Mad Look at Some Famous Advertising Slogans
  (written by Alen Robin / George Woodbridge art) (26-27)
• A Mad Look at Horseback Riding (Sergio Aragones) (28-30)
• Scaredcrow and Mrs. Kling (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (31-36)
• Mad's X-Rated Celebrity Trivia Quiz
  (written by Paul Laikin / Mort Drucker art) (37)
• Simple Games and Pastimes for the School Drop-Out
  (Paul Peter Porges) (38-39)
• The Mad Speedometer
  (written by John Ficarra / Bob Clarke art) (40-41)
• Splash-Dance (movie satire)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art) (42-47)
• Spy vs. Spy -
  pulley birdhouse clippers (Antonio Prohias) (48)
• Fold-In -- What bizarre new epidemic is
  threatening to fill our hospitals? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- William Tell Tree Fall
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)