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MAD #354 — February 1997

Cover art: Richard Williams

"Medical insurance is what allows people to be ill at ease!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

Ad for Subscriptions — That's Abominable!!!

Richard Williams art from The Abominable Snow MAD

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Contents Page

1
Letters and Tomatoes Dept.
Notes
- Ad for The Half-Wit and Wisdom of Alfred E. Neuman
2–3
Drawn-Out Dramas

Marginal Thinking Dept.

Sergio Aragones

(various places around the magazine) summary
Rancid (movie satire)

Ron Howard's End Dept.

Written by Stan Hart / Art by Sam Viviano
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD XL #28 — July 2004
4–8
Richard Simmons' Etiquette Guide for the 1000 lb. Man

Saluting the Flab Dept.

Written by Mike Snider / Art by Al Jaffee
Reprinted in 2 collections
- MAD Tang Promotion Special Edition — Editor's Choice — 1997
- The MAD Gross Book — 2001
9–12 sample
Even More Chilling Thoughts

The Fright Stuff Dept.

Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Rick Tulka
Reprinted in 2 collections
- MAD Color Classics #6 — September 2002
- MAD XL #22 — July 2003 (excerpt)
13–15
Updating Star Wars for the Future

Trying to Recapture That Old Industrial Light and Magic Dept.

Written by Larry Sutter / Art by Angelo Torres
Reprinted in 3 collections
16–17
Stoppa-Da-Sneezin'

An Embarrassment of Richard's Dept.

Written by Dick DeBartolo / Photo by Irving Schild
Reprinted in 6 collections
18–19
A MAD Look at Cigar Smoking

Serge-In General Dept.

Sergio Aragones
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD Classics #7 — June 2006
20–23
Star Wars Macarena (song parody)

May the Force Beat With You Dept.

Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Mort Drucker
Reprinted in 2 collections
- MAD Star Wars Spectacular — Summer 1999
- MAD About Star Wars — 2007
24–25
Alternatives to the Heimlich Maneuver

The Choke's On You Dept.

Written by Tom Cheney / Art by Jack Davis
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD XL #16 — July 2002
26–27
The Lighter Side of...

Berg's-Eye View Dept.

Dave Berg

28–32
Tell-It-Like-It-Is Video Rental Categories

Be Kind, Reassign Dept.

Written by Russ Cooper / Art by Tom Bunk
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD XL #16 — July 2002
33–35
Spy Vs. Spy — mine-carrying sewer pipe missile

Joke and Dagger Dept.

Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Dave Manak
Reprinted in 2 collections
- MAD XL #19 — January 2003
- Spy Vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
36–37
The Harrowing Harpist Happenstance

Tales from the Duck Side Dept.

Don (Duck) Edwing
Reprinted in 1 collection
- The MAD Gross Book — 2001
38
Star Wars Playsets You May Have Missed

Toys ' R' Bust Dept.

Written by David Shayne / Art by James Warhola
Reprinted in 3 collections
39–41
Beavis and Butt-Head Go Hollywood

Behind the Animate Ball (You Said "Ball" Heh-Heh, Heh-Heh) Dept.

Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Dave Manak
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD Color Classics #6 — September 2002
42–44
Truly Unbelievable Plot Twists in Action Movies

Cliché it Ain't So Dept.

Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Mort Drucker
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD XL #19 — January 2003
45–47
Drama on Page 48! — Indian's cell phone

A Tribe Called Jest Dept.

John Caldwell

48
Fold-In — What pop culture phenomenon would we like to see shot down?

Al Jaffee
Reprinted in 1 collection
- The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
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Back Cover — Continuation of Front Cover (view side by side) —
(inset) One Day on the Snowy Plains of Hoth

Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.
Reprinted in 3 collections
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