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The Mad Gross Book - 2001
Cover Artist:
Mark Fredrickson
"got snot?
(pull-out poster of front cover -
Mark Fredrickson
art)
Contents
Introduction
Disclaimer
Sergio Aragones
Drawn-Out Dramas
**various places around the magazine
One Day Last April
(
Don Martin
)
Al Jaffee
Gets Gross
Gross and Beyond Gross
(
John Caldwell
)
In a "Greasy Spoon" Diner
(
Don Martin
)
Melvin and Jenkins Guide to... (abbreviated articles)
Hosting a Party
(written by
Tom Cheney
/
Kevin Pope
art)
Party Going
(written by
Desmond Devlin
/
Kevin Pope
art)
Amusement Parks
(written by
Desmond Devlin
/
Kevin Pope
art)
Fine Dining
(written by
Desmond Devlin
/
Kevin Pope
art)
The Rescue
(written by
Sergio Aragones
/
Joe Orlando
art)
Olympic Events for the Dead
(
Tom Cheney
)
Body Modification Trends of the Future
(
Tom Bunk
art)
(written by
Brian Farrelly
and
Sean Farrelly
)
One Day in a Crash-Pad
(
Don Martin
)
Spy vs. Spy
(
Peter Kuper
)
One Evening at Home
(
Don Martin
)
A Mad Guide to How Simple Things Work
(
Al Jaffee
)
Gambling in the Amazon
(
Don Martin
)
The Enterprising Young Amazon
(
Don Martin
)
The Mad Gross-Out Diet
(
Paul Peter Porges
)
Don Martin
Takes a Last Look at the Same Fairy Tale
National Perspirer - The World's Slimiest Paper
(written by
Larry Siegel
/
Al Jaffee
art)
The Lighter Side of Gross
(
Dave Berg
)
In a Fancy Restaurant
(
Don Martin
)
Cover for
Special #64
(
Richard Williams
art)
Urologist Office Pick-Up Lines
(
John Caldwell
)
For the Birds
(written by
Michael Gallagher
/
Tom Bunk
art)
Stinky Old Miner's Feet
(written by
Dave Manak
/
Al Jaffee
art)
Zelinski & Jarvis - The Young Interns
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(written by
Sean Eisenporth
/
Tom Bunk
art)
The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit:
"The Falls of Death!" / "The Flames of Death!" / "A Head Start!"
(
Don (Duck) Edwing
)
The Zit
(written by
Michael Gallagher
/
Tom Bunk
art)
"The Last Meal" from
A Mad Look at Capital Punishment
(
Sergio Aragones
)
A Soho Success Story
(written by
Don (Duck) Edwing
/
Tom Bunk
art)
Let Your Fingers Do the Walk-*#@&!
(
Irving Schild
photo)
Pay Toll - Fifty Feet
(written by
Don (Duck) Edwing
/
Don Martin
art)
A Fairy Tale Scene We'd Like To See - Hansel & Gretel
(written by
Don (Duck) Edwing
/
John Pound
art)
Mad Celebrity Madballs
(written by
John Prete
/
Harvey Kurtzman
and
Will Elder
art)
What a Jerk!
(written by
Michael Gallagher
/
Tom Bunk
art)
The Mad Motorists Guide to American Wildlife
(idea by
Robert Kaufman
/
Al Jaffee
)
One Morning in the Life of an Optician
(
Don Martin
)
The Ten Commandments of Body Piercing
(
Tom Cheney
)
A Mad Look at Gross!
(
Sergio Aragones
)
Dewar's Ad Reject - Nice party trick
(written by
David Shayne
/
Irving Schild
photo)
One Night in a Bar Along the Highway
(
Don Martin
)
One Fine Day During Lunch Period
(
Don Martin
)
The Mad Emergency Barf-Inducing Technique -
The Potrzebie Maneuver
(written by
John Ficarra
/
Al Jaffee
art)
While Hanging Around the Corner
(
Don Martin
)
Using DNA Testing For Questions We Really Want Answered
(written by
John Prete
/
Tom Bunk
art)
The American Tourists in a Tokyo Restaurant
(
Don Martin
)
Melvin and Jenkins Guide to... (abbreviated articles)
Pet Ownership
(written by
Desmond Devlin
/
Kevin Pope
art)
Higher Education
(written by
Desmond Devlin
/
Kevin Pope
art)
the Rules of the Road
(written by
Desmond Devlin
/
Kevin Pope
art)
Summer Camp
(written by
Desmond Devlin
/
Kevin Pope
art)
Dating
(written by
Tom Cheney
/
Kevin Pope
art)
Sportsmanship
(written by
Desmond Devlin
/
Kevin Pope
art)
Saving the Planet
(written by
Desmond Devlin
/
Kevin Pope
art)
The Old Salt
(
Don Martin
)
One Fine Day at the Chiropractors' Convention
(written by
Don (Duck) Edwing
/
Tom Bunk
art)
The Mad World of Yo-Yos - Part II: An Idea Gone Bad
(written by
Don (Duck) Edwing
/
Al Jaffee
art)
Don Martin
Visits the Morgue
(written by
Don (Duck) Edwing
)
Phrases You Never Want to See on a Restaurant Menu
(
John Caldwell
)
Cover for
Special #98
(
Richard Williams
art)
Magnetic Personality
(written by
Michael Gallagher
/
Tom Bunk
art)
New, Improved Mad Pooper Scooper
(
Al Jaffee
)
Still More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See - Rapunzel
(
Don Martin
)
Bulging Man - The Magazine for the Man Who Wants to Bulge
(article reduced to cover only)
(written by
Scott Maiko
/
Scott Bricher
art /
Irving Schild
and
Sean Kahlil
photos)
The American Dream
(written by
Michael Gallagher
/
Tom Bunk
art)
One Fine Day at the Museum
(written by
Michael Gallagher
/
Hermann Mejia
art)
The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit:
"The Cabin of Doom!" / "The Precipice of Peril!" / "Stumping Evil!"
(
Don (Duck) Edwing
)
Mad Attacks! Cards
(
Thomas Fluharty
art)
Artist At Work
(written by
Michael Gallagher
/
Tom Bunk
art)
Mad's Grab Bag of Helpful Hints
(written by
A. Kaviraj
/
Monte Wolverton
art)
The Rock Concert
(written by
Michael Gallagher
/
Tom Bunk
art)
The Morning Feeding
(written by
Michael Gallagher
/
Tom Bunk
art)
At the Academy of Electric Fan Repair
(
Don Martin
)
Mad Suggestions on How to Enjoy the Feeling of a Mid-Winter Beach Vacation While Staying at Home
(
Paul Peter Porges
)
One Hot Summer Morning
(
Don Martin
)
One Afternoon at Rocky's Diner
(
Don Martin
)
Spy vs. Spy
(written by
Michael Gallagher
/
Peter Kuper
art)
One Wednesday Evening in a Restaurant Men's Room
(
Don Martin
)
Richard Simmons' Etiquette Guide for the 1000 lb. Man
(written by
Mike Snider
/
Al Jaffee
art)
Downtown
(
Don Martin
)
When Physician-Assisted Suicide Becomes Specialized
(
Tom Cheney
)
In the Delicatessen
(
Don Martin
)
Opening Lines to Unhappy Stories
(abbreviated article) (written by
Greg Eckler
/
Tom Bunk
art)
When Other Magazines Resort to Featuring Nude Celebrities on Their Covers
(written by
Frank Santopadre
/
Drew Friedman
art)
The Cockroach
(
Sergio Aragones
)
Don (Duck) Edwing
Rushes into the Emergency Room
The Pernicious Plaything Payoff
(
Don (Duck) Edwing
)
Don (Duck) Edwing
D.O.A.
Mad Solutions to Big City Doggie-Do Problems
(
Al Jaffee
)
One Grim Day in a Waiting Room
(written by
Sean Eisenporth
/
Tom Bunk
art)
The Hideous Headsman's Horseplay
(
Don (Duck) Edwing
)
The Devilish Decapitator's Delight
(
Don (Duck) Edwing
)
One Fine Day at the Candy Store
(written by
Jay Lynch
/
Monte Wolverton
art)
The Odoriferous Olfactory Ordeal
(
Don (Duck) Edwing
)
Mad's Cheap Revolutionary Way to Eat Out and Lose Weight!
(written by
Larry Gore
/
Al Jaffee
art)
Sofa's Choice
(
Don (Duck) Edwing
)
Amazing Discoveries
Products that Never Left the Lab
(abbreviated article) (
Tom Cheney
)
The Receptionist's Revolting Resolution
(
Don (Duck) Edwing
)
Mad-sterpiece Theater: Sadistic "Simon Says"
(written by
Butch D'Ambrosio
/
Tom Bunk
art)
The Vulnerable Victim's Voyage
(
Don (Duck) Edwing
)
Great Moments in Medicine
(written by
Nick Meglin
/
Al Jaffee
art)
The Harrowing Harpist Happenstance
(
Don (Duck) Edwing
)
The Appalling Amazon Appetizer
(
Don (Duck) Edwing
)
The Cretinous Cook's Concoction
(
Don (Duck) Edwing
)
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