Mad #199 June 1978

• Cover Artist and Writer: Al Jaffee

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• Ad for Subscriptions - Why Kill Yourself? (hiding in a garbage can on trash collection day - Jack Davis art) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "A successful man is a clod just like you
  who worked harder!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (ad for Alfred E. Neuman portraits) (2)
• ad for Al Jaffee's Mad Inventions Paperback (3)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Spy Who Glubbed Me (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (4-10)
• One Morning in a Prison Tower (Don Martin) (11)
• Surprise Television Commercials (Jack Davis art)
  (written by Tom Koch / idea by Dezi Szonntagh) (12-14)
• A Job Resume For an Average Housewife (15-16)
  (written by Larry Siegel / idea by Mary Sarazin Timmons)
• Mad's "Punk Rock Group" of the Year
  (written by Larry Siegel / Harry North, Esq. art) (17-20)
• Some Mad Things We'll Never Understand
  (written by Stan Hart / Jack Rickard art) (21-23)
• Apartment House Bulletin Board
  (written by Frank Jacobs / idea by T. Peplinski) (24-25)
• The Lighter Side of Danger (Dave Berg) (26-30)
• One Afternoon Down on a Farm (Don Martin) (31)
• Mad's Real Life "Catch-22's"
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Sergio Aragones art) (32-33)
• Where Your Dollar Goes
  (written by Stan Hart / Bob Clarke art) (34-37)
• We Could Sure Do Without...
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Bob Jones art) (38-39)
• Some Legendary Commodes
  (written by Paul Peter Porges / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (40-42)
• What Happened? (TV satire)
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Angelo Torres art) (43-47)
• One Evening in a Bus Station
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art) (48)
• Fold-In -- Where are some very successful
  actors coming from lately? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- One Night in the City
  (written by Al Jaffee / Jack Davis art)