Mad #220 January 1981

• Cover Artist: Jack Rickard
• Cover Writer: Don (Duck) Edwing

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• Ad for Subscriptions (George Woodbridge art)
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ad for Don (Duck) Edwing's Mad Bizarre Bazaar Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Empire Strikes Out (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art)
• A Mad Auction of Some Legendary Celebrities' Personal Items
  (Paul Peter Porges)
• One Morning in a Theatrical Shop (Don Martin)
• A Mad Guide to The Double Standards of Age
  (written by Barry Liebmann / Bob Jones art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• Amalgamated Student Supply Co. - Mail Order Catalogue
  (written by Tom Koch / Diane Riccobene idea / Bob Clarke art)
• One Afternoon in the South Seas (Don Martin)
• Everyday Crimes That Should Be Punished
  (written by Tom Koch / Harry North, Esq. art)
• An Al Jaffee Snappy Answers to
  Stupid Questions Gangland Episode
• Really Important and Relevant Life Spans
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• One Evening in a Hospital Room (Don Martin)
• "Is the Pope Catholic?" (written by Arnie Kogen)
• A Mad Guide to Burning Calories Without Exercise
  (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Queezy (TV satire)
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Angelo Torres art)
• Fold-In -- What is a rediculously expensive trip
  today that most of us would rather avoid? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Another Scene We'd Like to See -
  The Frog Prince (Don Martin art)