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Spy vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
New Clothing Care Symbols That Tell It Like It Is (written by Charlie Kadau / Bob Clarke art)
If Society's Unwritten Rules of Behavior Were Actually Written Down
(written by Mike Snider / George Woodbridge art)
A Mad Look at Going to the Movies (Sergio Aragones)
Mad's Modern-Day Puzzlers (written by David Ames / Harvey Kurtzman art)
Summer Has Arrived When... (written by Tom Koch / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
Living on the Edge (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don (Duck) Edwing and Harry North, Esq. art)
A Mad Look at Dating (Sergio Aragones)
Spy vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
Clever Ways to Get Out of Embarrassing Situations (Paul Peter Porges)
Back In the Operating Room With Don Martin During a Heart Transplant
New and Improved Store Kiddie Rides (written by Dan Birtcher / Al Jaffee art)
The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
Abra-Cadaver (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Harry North, Esq. art)
A Mad Look at Baseball (Sergio Aragones)
Every Superbowl Week You're Sure of Seeing... (written by Mike Snider / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
Why Owning a VCR is Better Than Going to the Movies (written by Tom Koch / Harvey Kurtzman art)
Drama on Page 98 - mugging victim celebration (John Caldwell) (originally titled: Drama on Page 42)
Spy vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
The Colossal Courtroom Confrontation (Don (Duck) Edwing)
Mad Opens a Typical Magazine Sweepstakes Package
(written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Bob Clarke art)
Dual-Purpose Office Supplies for Working Mothers (written by John Rios / Al Jaffee art)
Quick Recoveries for Embarrassing Situations (Al Jaffee)
The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
The Stupefying Suicide Situation (Don (Duck) Edwing)
Dangerous Sports For the Very Daring and the Super Stupid (Paul Peter Porges)
Mad's Instant Guide to Zodiac Types (written by Frank Jacobs / Harry North, Esq. art)
Tell-Tale Comic Strip Balloons (The Sequel) (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art)
A Mad Look at Real-Life Government "Logic" (written by Mike Snider / Harry North, Esq. art)
One Evening at a Masquerade Party (Don Martin)
New Cigarette Warning Labels You May Have Missed
(written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / idea by Annie Gaines / Irving Schild photo)
Mad's Post-Nuclear Publications (written by Barry Liebmann / Bob Clarke art)
A Mad Look at Garage Sales (Sergio Aragones)
The Disastrous Desert Drama (Don (Duck) Edwing)
Spy vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
Drama on Page 134 - overly engineered rimshot (John Caldwell) (originally titled: Drama on Page 8)
A Beginner's Guide to Cartoon Sound Effects (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
A Mad Look at Staying Cool (Sergio Aragones)
The Manhattan Monster Monkeyshine (Don (Duck) Edwing)
Same Words...Different Circumstances
(written by John Prete / Paul Coker, Jr. art / idea by Christopher Allen)
A Mad Look at Fat (Sergio Aragones)
The Chic Glitz Home Study Institute for the Discovery of Hidden Talents
in the Field of Writing Children's Books (written by Dick DeBartolo)
The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
The Terrible Toilet Trauma (Don (Duck) Edwing)
Don't Be Fooled (Elvis Presley song parody)(written by Frank Jacobs / Gerry Gersten art)
Other McD.L.T. Type Ideas We'd Like to See From McDonalds (written by Mike Snider / Al Jaffee art)
The Pesky Pecker Puzzler (Don (Duck) Edwing)
Toys "R" U Catalogue (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / George Woodbridge art)
It's Safe to go to the Bathroom When... (Paul Peter Porges)
Hand-Me-Down (Sergio Aragones)
More You'd Be Rich if You Had a Nickel... (written by Charlie Kadau / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
Don (Duck) Edwing Contemplates Suicide
One Evening in Spain (Don Martin)
A Mad Look at Female Bodybuilders (Sergio Aragones)
It's Never a Good Sign When... (written by John Prete / Al Jaffee art)
Scientific Advances That Unimprove Our Lives (written by Tom Koch / George Woodbridge art)
The Exquisite Execution Experiment (Don (Duck) Edwing)
The Rookstone Catalog of Really Useful Tools, Nifty Gadgets,
Hi-Tech Thingamajigs and Crafty Geegaws (Al Jaffee)
A Mad Look at Driver's Ed (Sergio Aragones)
Ten College Athletes (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Davis art)
Why You Are Sure to Win the Next Magazine Publishers' Sweepstakes
(written by Tom Koch / John Caldwell art)
The Unnerving Undertaker's Undertaking (Don (Duck) Edwing)
Mad's Big Ego Busters (written by Stan Hart / Al Jaffee art)
The Mad Week (written by Charlie Kadau / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
Mad Asks: Which is the Lesser of Two Evils??? (written by Mike Snider / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
The Diabolical Dungeon Deception (Don (Duck) Edwing)
Mad Curses!!! (written by Joy Chonoles / Greg Theakston art)
A Mad Look at Self-Defense (Sergio Aragones)
The Haunting Hunting Hullabaloo (Don (Duck) Edwing)
Do You Really Need to Know... (idea by Mary Pat Lindl / written by John Prete / Al Jaffee art)
The Mad "Don't" Book - (Chapters 2-5) (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
The Dreaded Dental Debacle (Don (Duck) Edwing)
The Art of Breaking Bad News Gently (written by Tom Koch)
Get a Life!!!!!!!! (written by Charlie Kadau / Jack Davis art)
"When I Was Your Age..." Stories Today's Kids Will Be Telling Their Grandchildren
(written by Mike Snider / George Woodbridge art)
Some Truly Joyous Things You Could Do if You Won the Lottery
(written by Tom Koch / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
More Quick Recoveries For Embarrassing Situations (Al Jaffee)
Drama on Page 218 - Stella's House of Velcro (John Caldwell) (originally titled: Drama on Page 32)
The 2-Hour School of Dentistry (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Tom Bunk art)
12 Sure Signs That You've Reached Adulthood (written by Tom Koch / Rick Tulka art)
A Mad Guide to Devolution (written by Hy Bender)
The Lusty Ledge Legend (Don (Duck) Edwing)
A Mad Look at Boxing (Sergio Aragones)
Really Difficult Is... (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
When TV Sports Advertisers Decide to "Sponsor" More Than Just Kickoffs & Home Runs
(written by Mike Snider / Jack Davis art)
Really Appropriate Brand Name Sound Effects (written by Russ Cooper / John Pound art)
The Extraordinary Eulogy Entrapment (Don (Duck) Edwing)
Babar's Final Adventure (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art)
Mad's Handy Clues, Hints and Tipoffs That You're Really, Unquestionably, Without a Doubt Stipud!
(written by Dan Birtcher / Sergio Aragones art)
The Hymn of the Battered Republic (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art)
Small Scale Examples of How History Repeats Itself! (written by Dan Birtcher / Tom Bunk art)
Advertising Characters & Corporate Mascots That Better Reflect the Miserable
Companies They Work For (written by Charlie Kadau / George Woodbridge art)
A Mad Look at How Far We've Come (written by Tom Koch / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
A Mad Guide to How Simple Things Work - Part II (Al Jaffee)
Give It Up! (written by John Prete / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
Mad's By-The-Numbers Guide to Predicting TV Tabloid and "Info-Tainment" Stories
(written by Mike Snider / Rick Tulka art)
America - Land of Opportunity (written by Mike Snider / George Woodbridge art)
More Same Words...Different Circumstances! (written by John Prete / Rick Tulka art)
A Mad Guide to Sports Phrases On and Off the Playing Field (written by Mike Snider / Jack Davis art)
Unofficial Yo-Yo Tricks Every Kid Knows (written by Dan Birtcher / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
America's Traditional Songs as They Sound to Five-Year-Olds
(written by Tom Koch / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
Why We Get the Holiday Blahs (written by Barry Liebmann / George Woodbridge art)
The Astounding Aeronautic Adventure (Don (Duck) Edwing)
Making Games More Dangerous (Tom Cheney)
Only When You're Sure No One is Watching... (written by Mike Snider / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
Salesmen's Claims and Come-Ons That Should Set You Running
(written by Dick DeBartolo / Tom Bunk art)
Cause or Coincidence? (written by Dan Birtcher / George Woodbridge art)
Mad's Aptitude Test Number Seven - Will You Make a Good Flight Attendant?
(written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art)
Once Upon a Time... (written by Tom Koch / Sergio Aragones art)
I Sent a Letter Through the Mail... (written by Frank Jacobs)
(with apologies to Henry Wadsworth Longfellow's The Arrow and the Song)

THE MAD BATHROOM COMPANION - NUMBER TWO

Introduction by Gene Shalit (Jack Davis art from The Mad Movie Critic's Pledge)
A Mad Look at Tarzan...Today (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Jack Davis art)
Mad "Scratch 'N' Sniff" Strips (Henry Clark)
Spy Vs. Spy - frog tongues pull spy to mine (Antonio Prohias)
One Day in Egypt (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
The Mad Running Primer (written by Larry Siegel / Jack Davis art)
Sure-Fire Burglar Deterents (written by Dick DeBartolo)
A Mad Look at Some Not-So-Famous Last Words (written by Paul Peter Porges / Harry North, Esq. art)
Novelty Items for Practical-Joker Jocks (written by Paul Peter Porges / Jack Davis art)
Why Didn't You Do Your Homework? (written by John Ficarra / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
One Tuesday Morning on Main Street (Don Martin)
An Al Jaffee Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions Fishing Incident
You're a Genius if...But You're and Idiot if... (written by Ed Danko / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
The Mad Ad-Man's Sampler (Henry Clark)
Who Are You Gonna Blame...? (written by Lou Silverstone / Angelo Torres art)
Spy Vs. Spy - camouflaged helicopter bird lays bomb egg (Antonio Prohias)
One Day Five Thousand Years Ago (Don Martin)
A Mad Look at Teachers (written by Stan Hart / Bob Clarke art)
Mad's Career-Oriented Mother Goose (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
The Big One That Got Away (Don (Duck) Edwing)
The Lighter Side of Over-Reacting (Dave Berg)
Justice Once (Sergio Aragones)
A Collection of Mad X-RAYvings (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art)
An Al Jaffee Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions Jogging Incident
One Fine Day Downtown (Don Martin)
How Can You Trust... (written by Paul Peter Porges / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
Your Mad Horoscope (written by John Ficarra)
Signs We'd Like to See (written by Tom Koch / Bob Clarke art)
Things You Can Do to Remember Your Car By (Paul Peter Porges)
Mad Laws (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
Early One Morning Downtown (Don Martin)
Mad's Candid Snapshots of Some Insignificant Moments in Sports (Paul Peter Porges)
A "Let the Punishment Fit the Crime" Up-Date (written by Mike Snider / Jack Davis art)
Some Mad Energy-Saving Devices (written by Paul Peter Porges / Bob Clarke art)
Don Martin Presents "The Story of Moses"
Mad "No Tip" Cards (written by Dick DeBartolo)
Mad's Election-Year Mother Goose (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
Spy Vs. Spy - saloon stick-up (Antonio Prohias)
T-Shirts Through the Ages (written by Dick DeBartolo / Harry North, Esq. art)
Some "Joy of..." Books We Could Really Use (written by Stan Hart / Bob Clarke art)
Mad Medals to be Presented to Deserving Doctors (Al Jaffee)
Stuff We Don't Get to See on the Tube (written by Lou Silverstone / Jack Davis art)
More How Can You Trust... (written by Paul Peter Porges / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
An Eye-Popping Scene on a Corner (Don (Duck) Edwing)
The Lighter Side of Consumers (Dave Berg)
One Day in Philadelphia (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
Bonus Balonus (written by Dick DeBartolo / Bob Clarke art)
Mad Greeting Cards for Very Special Occasions
(written by Frank Jacobs and Earle Doud / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
The Mad Soccer Primer (written by Larry Siegel / Jack Davis art)
Comparison Tests in Everyday Life (written by Larry Siegel / Jack Rickard art)
One Evening at a Banquet Saluting an Outstanding American (Don Martin)
If The Guinness Book of World Records Dealt With Everyday Life
(written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
Money Talks (written by Henry Clark / Bob Clarke art)
A Mad Look at the Future With the Energy Crunch (written by Paul Peter Porges / Harry North art)
One Afternoon While Running an Errand (Don Martin)
A Mad Look at the Beach (Sergio Aragones)
Candid Close-Ups of Some Legendary Feets (written by Paul Peter Porges / Bob Jones art)
Mad Medals to be Presented to Deserving Lawyers (Al Jaffee)
One Morning Back on Main Street (Don Martin)
A Mad Look at Doors (written by Paul Peter Porges / George Woodbridge art)
One Night on Skull Island (Don Martin)
A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at Car Rental Companies (written by Stan Hart / Bob Clarke art)
Candid Mad Snapshots of Historical Celebrities (Paul Peter Porges)
Once Upon a Time in the Black Hills of South Dakota (Don Martin)
The Lighter Side of Mornings (Dave Berg)
Spy Vs. Spy - rotating fuselage takes bomb hit (Antonio Prohias)
A Mad Look at Some Celebrities Diapers (written by Paul Peter Porges / Bob Clarke art)
One Evening on a Rooftop in Texas (Don Martin)
Floppy Disk (Sergio Aragones)
The Mysteries of the Morning (Paul Peter Porges)
Publically Prohibited Bad Habits of the Future (written by Dennis Snee / Jack Rickard art)
An Advertisement (Don Martin)
How to Read a Real Estate Ad (written by Alen Robin / Bob Jones art)
Wait Till You Get Home and Find That... (Paul Peter Porges)
If You Walk Down a Dark Street (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art)
Early One Morning Out on the Bay (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
The Gift (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Jones art)
Mad Medals to be Presented to Deserving Politicians (Al Jaffee)
A Mad Look at Skating (Sergio Aragones)
More Mad Candid Snapshots of Historical Celebrities (Paul Peter Porges)
Really Important and Relevant Life Spans (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
The Lighter Side of Nights (Dave Berg)
Spy Vs. Spy - amusement game with club (Antonio Prohias)
A Mad Look at Pets' Back Talk (Paul Peter Porges)
A Mad Guide to Burning Calories Without Exercise (Don (Duck) Edwing)
An Al Jaffee Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions Gangland Episode
Porn in the U.S.A. (Bruce Springsteen song parody) (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
A Mad Look at King Kong (Sergio Aragones)
A Mad Guide to Cheap Pastimes (Paul Peter Porges)
Early One Morning on a Desert Island (Don Martin)
Trademark Graffiti (Al Jaffee / Jim Ruth photos)
Mad's Really Relevant Book of Lists (written by Frank Jacobs)
Who Needs It? (written by Tom Koch / Harry North, Esq. art)
A Basket Case High Up on the 37th Floor (Don (Duck) Edwing)
Relevant Fortune Cookies For Other Dining Spots (written by Tom Koch / George Woodbridge art)
One Afternoon in Downtown Lourdes (Don Martin)
Practical Computer Programs for Normal Everyday Use
(written by Dick DeBartolo / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
A Little Kid's Guide to Understanding the News (written by Tom Koch / Jack Davis art)
The Mad Stop Watch (written by John Ficarra / Bob Clarke art)
More Wait Till You Get Home and Find That... (Paul Peter Porges)
The Lighter Side of Boo-Boos (Dave Berg)
A Mad Treasury of Shakespeare's Lesser Known Quotations
(written by Dennis Snee / Harry North, Esq. art)
The Mad Sports Page (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Bob Clarke art)
A Mad Expos� of some Phone-y Baloney (written by Paul Peter Porges / Jack Davis art)
An Instant Guide to American Regional Types (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
Your Mad Horoscope (written by John Ficarra)
The Trend Toward Rottenness in the Comic Strips / When All Comic Strip Characters Turn Rotten
(written by Larry Siegel / Bob Clarke art)
Recycling Your Throw-Aways (written by Paul Peter Porges / Al Jaffee art)
One Fine Day at the Corner of South Finster Boulevard and Fonebone Street (Don Martin)
How Can You Possibly Believe... (written by George Hart / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
Mad's All Inclusive Do-It-Yourself "Dear John Letter" (written by Frank Jacobs)
If They Can Put a Man on the Moon, Then Why Can't They... (written by John Ficarra / Jack Davis art)
Spy Vs. Spy - double-vision periscope slice (Antonio Prohias)
A Mad Look at Bugs (Sergio Aragones)
One Afternoon in Acapulco (Don Martin)
The Mad Like...Love...Hate Book (written by Frank Jacobs and Marylyn Ippolito / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
The Mad Thermometer (written by John Ficarra / Bob Clarke art)
Mixed-Up Junk Mail Mailing Lists (written by Dick DeBartolo / Harry North, Esq. art)
Strikes We'd Like to See Occur and Never See Settled!
(written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / George Woodbridge art)
Mad Laws - Second Edition (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
A Frequent Flyer Bonus Program We'd Like to See (written by Dick DeBartolo / Jack Davis art)
A Mad Look at Some Not-So-Famous First Attempts (written by Mike Snider / Al Jaffee art)
Just Once, Wouldn't You Like To... (written by Dick DeBartolo / Harry North, Esq. art)
If Libraries Sold Advertising Space (written by William Garvin / Bob Clarke)
Mad Penny-Pinching Hints (written by Paul Peter Porges / Paul Coker, Jr. art)

THE MAD BATHROOM COMPANION - TURD IN A SERIES

Introduction by Gilbert Gottfried (Tom Bunk art)
New Twists on Old Jokes (written by Dennis Snee / Mort Drucker art)
A Psalm for a Sabbath Morning (written by William Garvin / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
Adventures of the Red Baron or "Happiness Ist Ein Kleine Kaput Beagle" (Jack Rickard art) (written by Frank Jacobs and Bob Muccio)
One Day on the Bridge (Don Martin)
A Portfolio of Mad Zoo-Lulus (Max Brandel)
The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
Spy vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art)
A Mad Look at Garbagemen (Sergio Aragones)
Mad Rattlers (written by Larry Gore / Jack Davis art)
You Know You're Really a Bore When... (written by Stan Hart / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
A Quick Stroll (Don Martin)
Mad's Suggestions For How Our Cities Can Solve Their Problems (Harry North, Esq. art) (written by Dick DeBartolo and Fred Block)
A Mad Look at Obedience Training (Dean Norman)
Ads For Movie Revivals (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art)
Your Mad Horoscope (written by John Ficarra)
Don't You Feel Like a Schmuck?! (Al Jaffee)
Look Slim and Trim Without Diet or Strenuous Exercise (Paul Peter Porges)
T-Shirts With Messages We'd Like to See (written by Larry Siegel / George Woodbridge art)
Wishful Thinking (written by Paul Peter Porges / Harry North, Esq. art)
One Evening at Home (Don Martin)
Customized Mobile Homes That Reflect Where Their Owners Are From (Paul Coker, Jr.)
Answers to Children's Letters - From God (UPI photo) (written by Dick DeBartolo and Don Epstein)
Mad Salutes the Output of American Industry (Max Brandel)
The Mad Wrestling Primer (written by Lou Silverstone / Jack Davis art)
A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at a Shopping Center (written by Stan Hart / Bob Clarke art)
The Psychology of Snoring (written by Frank Jacobs)
The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
At the Academy of Electric Fan Repair (Don Martin)
Instant TV Replays We Would Rather Not Have to See (Paul Peter Porges)
Mad's Real Life "Catch 22's" (written by Lou Silverstone / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
Graffiti Through History (written by Paul Peter Porges / Bob Clarke art)
Spy vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art)
Mad's All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself Peanuts Comic Strip (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Rickard art)
How Many Mistakes Can You Find in This Picture? (School Prom)
(written by Chris Hart / Angelo Torres art)
A Mad Look at Birds (Sergio Aragones)
Has Anybody Ever Really Seen... (written by Larry Sharp / George Woodbridge art)
Unavoidable Exercises for the Urban Dweller (written by Frank Jacobs / Al Jaffee art)
Rocky V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, XI or
The Italian Scallion vs. The Great Hollywood Villains (Tom Hachtman)
Mad's Celebrity Supermarket (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Bob Clarke art)
On a Saturday Afternoon (Don Martin)
Time Flies...Time Drags... (and vice versa) (written by Stan Hart / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
You Know You're in a Second Marriage When... (Lloyd Gola)
Interpreting the News - What They Say... What It Means...
(written by Gary Alexander / UPI photo of Walter Cronkite)
Making Baseball Card Collections Complete (written by Desmond Devlin / John Pound art)
A Mad Look at Palm Reading (Sergio Aragones)
Things You Can Do for Your Dog on His Birthday (Paul Peter Porges)
A Mad Look at Tarzan (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Jack Davis art)
TV Emmy Awards We'd Like to See (written by Mike Snider / Michael Montgomery art)
Snappy Answers to Stupid Bumper Stickers (written by Larry Siegel / Bob Clarke art)
The Mad Practical Driving Test (idea by Elizabeth Swain / written by Tom Koch / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
While Clamming In New Jersey (Don Martin)
Fortune Cookies That Are Relevant (written by Dick DeBartolo and Don Epstein)
The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
One Day on a Hike (Don Martin)
The Name Game of the Rich and Famous (written by John Prete / Mort Drucker art)
A Mad Look at Some Widely Held Misconceptions (written by Mike Snider / Harvey Kurtzman art)
Spy vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art)
Odes to Appliances, Gadgets, and other Modern Conveniences (idea by Marilyn Atkins)
(written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art)
Don (Duck) Edwing Looks at Funerals
When "Doublespeak" Takes Over Completely (written by Frank Jacobs / Sergio Aragones art)
Patterns of Speech (Max Brandel / Bob Clarke art)
Specialized Nautilus Machines for Practical Everyday Activities (written by Larry Siegel / Al Jaffee art)
One Day in a Garage (Don Martin)
What It Will Be Like When Every Device "Talks" (written by Dick DeBartolo / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
Mad's Alibis for All Occasions (written by Tom Koch / Jack Davis art)
More Ads We Never Got to See (written by Dick DeBartolo / Harry North, Esq. art)
One Night in the Acme Ritz Central Arms Waldorf Plaza Statler Hilton Grand Hotel (Don Martin)
If Computers are so Brilliant... (written by Tom Koch / George Woodbridge art)
A Mad Look at Amusement Parks (Sergio Aragones)
Pastimes for Nerds (Paul Peter Porges)
Spy vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art)
The Mad People Watcher's Guide to an Airport (written by Mike Snider / Tom Bunk art)
Truth in Road Signs (written by Dick DeBartolo / Bob Clarke art)
The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
Mad's Aptitude Test Number One - Will You Make a Good Doctor?
(written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art)
All You Need to Know You Learned in Nursery School (written by Tom Koch / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
If Famous Movies Were Made Into Comic Strips (Russ Cooper)
A Mad Guide to Social Behavior - How Not to Go from Bad to Worse!
(written by Chris Hart / Bob Jones art)
One Day During a Cavalry Attack (written by John Caldwell / Don Martin art)
Laundromat Bingo (written by Rurik Tyler / Bob Clarke art)
Mini-Movies Featuring the Fickle Finger of Fate (Al Jaffee)
The Startling Similarities Between Ancient Mythology & Modern Rock
(written by Desmond Devlin / Rick Tulka art)
One Tuesday Morning (Don Martin)
What's in a Name? Part Two: Institutions (Max Brandel)
Amazing Facts and Surprising Discoveries from the Human Genome DNA Project
(written by Mike Snider / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
The Mad D.J. Primer (written by Lou Silverstone / Jack Davis art)
A Mad Look at Hunting (Sergio Aragones)
Celebrity Sound Effects (John Caldwell)
Warning Labels of the Future Designed to Head-Off Potential Lawsuits
(written by Dick DeBartolo / Bob Clarke art)
Don (Duck) Edwing Hangs Out at the Mall
Your Mad Horoscope (written by John Ficarra)
Mad's Practical Joke Catalogue For Doctors (written by Beppe Sabatini / Al Jaffee art)
Old MacDonald (song update) (written by Frank Jacobs / Gerry Gersten art / Dan Lozer idea)
One Day on the Highway (Don Martin)
10 Little Candidates (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
Mad's Updated Book Titles for the 90's (written by William Garvin / Bob Clarke art)
World Communism Close-Out Sale (written by Mike Snider / John Pound art)
How to End a Date Painlessly (Paul Peter Porges)
Mad's Instant Movie Reviews (written by Russ Cooper / Gerry Gersten art)
Late One Night in a Waterfront Tavern (Don Martin)
When Roadside Signs Overlap (written by Henry Clark / George Woodbridge art)
Spy vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art)
Eavesdropper Shockers (written by Mike Snider / Bob Jones art)
The Mad Stages of... (Rick Tulka)
Guys You're Likely to Meet Before Mr. "Right" (written by Mike Snider / Alyse Newman art)
Rules For Games the Way They're Really Played (written by Michael Goodwin / Jack Davis art)
One Night in a Police Station (Don Martin)
A Mad Look at Fast Food (Sergio Aragones)
New Uses for Old Batteries (Al Jaffee)
The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
Mad's Aptitude Test Number Four - Will You Make a Good Politician?
(written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art)
Horrifying Political Cliches (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker art)
The Mad Travel Agency's Specialized Tours for You and Your Neurosis -
The Hypochondriac's Seven Day Tour of Europe (written by Stan Hart / Harry North, Esq. art)
One Night in a Living Room (Don Martin)
More Obituaries for Merchandising Characters (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art)
Stupid Pet Owner Tricks (Paul Peter Porges)
A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes On the Set of a Slasher Movie
(written by Dick DeBartolo / Greg Theakston art)
Spy vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art)
Mad Magazine Reader's Competition (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola)
"Hey - Look Behind You!" (written by Mark D'Amico / Al Jaffee art)
A Mad Look at Weddings (Sergio Aragones)
Cause or Coincidence? (written by Dan Birtcher / George Woodbridge art)
How to Spice Up Your Video Will (written by Jeff Kruse / Tom Bunk art)
One Day With a Wishbone (Don Martin)
Credits (Contents) pages for each volume

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