1001 Mad Pages You Must
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(written by Walter Farley / George Woodbridge art)
A Visit to the Country (Don Martin )
Spy Vs. Spy Vs. Spy - shark octopus water danger / her glove distraction (Antonio Prohias )
Seeing Isn't Always Believing When You Look at Newspaper Photos Frank Jacobs / Wally Wood art)
How Parents Guess Wrong About Their Kids' Future Careers (written by Don Reilly / Bob Clarke art)
On a Summer's Afternoon (Don Martin )
Misery is a Cold Hot Dog (book parody) (written by Larry Siegel / Bob Clarke art)
If Comic Strip Characters Behaved Like Ordinary People (written by Al Jaffee / Wally Wood art)
The Fire at the Art Museum (Don Martin )
Shipwrecked (Don Martin )
The Mad Reader's Sex Survey (written by Larry Siegel / Bob Clarke art)
Don Martin in an Italian RestaurantSpy Vs. Spy Vs. Spy - steamrolled spies / dual wall-safe press (Antonio Prohias )
Insecurity is a Pair of Loose Swim Trunks (book parody)Frank Jacobs , Stan Hart , Larry Siegel / Bob Clarke art)
Alone in a Washroom for the First Time (Don Martin )
Mad's Snappy Answers to Those Old Clichés (written by Stan Hart / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
Spy Vs. Spy - poisoned tea dumped (Antonio Prohias )
What is a Blind Date? (written by Arnie Kogen / Sergio Aragones art)
Days of Triumph, Nights of Turpitude - Issues 101-200 (see issue)
The Mad Suburban Primer (written by Stan Hart / Bob Clarke art)
A Mad Show Biz Success Story (written by Dean Norman / Don Martin art)
Postage Stamp Advertising (Al Jaffee )
In the Optometrist's Waiting Room (Don Martin )
A Mad Look at Batman (Sergio Aragones )
Will Success Spoil Charlie Brown? (written by Larry Siegel / Jack Rickard art)
The Lighter Side of Autumn (Dave Berg )
If Famous Poets Had Written "Mother Goose" (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Rickard art)
In the Haberdashery (Don Martin )
If Polls and Surveys Had Been Used Through History (written by Sy Reit / George Woodbridge art)
In a Fancy Restaurant (Don Martin )
Mission: Ridiculous (TV satire) (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art)
Mad's "Cliche Conversation" Killers (written by Stan Hart / George Woodbridge art)
The Smartest Ape in Captivity (Don Martin )
Mad's Follow-Up Report on Progress (written by Dick DeBartolo / Bob Clarke art)
One Night on Skull Island (Don Martin )
The Mad Poetry Round Robin (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art)
Mad's Frozen Foods That Fake-Out Fresh (written by Sy Reit / Irving Schild photos)
Another Great Bank Robbery (Don Martin )
A Boy and His Chemistry Set (Don Martin )
Mad's First and Probably Last Reader Survey (written by Dick DeBartolo )
Great Non-Violent Guns (Don Martin )
Hawks & Doves - sliding window (Al Jaffee )
One Day in the Garden of Eden (Don Martin )
Ordure of the Day (written by Ronnie Nathan / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
Get-It-Out-Of-Your-System-Land (written by Sy Reit / George Woodbridge art)
Hawks & Doves - air show jet formation (Al Jaffee )
The Hunters (Don Martin )
TV as Viewed by the Animal World (written by Paul Peter Porges / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
More Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions (Al Jaffee )
In an Italian Restaurant (Don Martin )
The Mad Car-Owners Hate Book (Al Jaffee )
Planned Obsolescence in Everyday Products (Al Jaffee )
One Evening in Spain (Don Martin )
A Witch's Tale (Antonio Prohias )
One Night in a Restaurant (Don Martin )
On a Safari (Antonio Prohias )
In a Specialist's Office (Don Martin )
A Mad Look at The Gas Shortage (written by Paul Peter Porges / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
Parental Non-Sequiturs (written by Stan Hart / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
One Busy Day in a Highway Restaurant (Don Martin )
If the Characters in "Peanuts" Aged Like Ordinary People (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art)
Popicorn (movie satire) (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art)
The Mad "Good News - Bad News" Book (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art)
A Mad Look at Burial at Sea (Don (Duck) Edwing )
One Fine Day During the Civil War (Don Martin )
The Longest Yardbird (movie satire) (written by Arnie Kogen / Angelo Torres art)
A Collection of Mad X-RAYvings (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art)
Zappers That History Forgot (written by Alen Robin / George Woodbridge art)
Pollution Alert (Sergio Aragones )
The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg )
One Day in a Run-Down Shack (Don Martin )
Mad's Nice Graffiti (written by Larry Siegel / Bob Clarke art)
Hawks & Doves - nightmares and bacon (Al Jaffee )
Harsky & Stutch (TV satire) (written by Lou Silverstone / Angelo Torres )
Rollerbrawl (movie satire) (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art)
Great Moments in Bad Timing (written by Paul Peter Porges / Jack Davis art)
Condemner Reports Magazine (written by Dick DeBartolo / Bob Clarke art / Irving Schild photos)
Late One Afternoon at the Warsaw Dike (Don Martin )
What's the Story...? (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art)
Mad's "Customized" Skateboards (written by Paul Peter Porges / Bob Jones art)
You Don't Give a %#*&!*? What Other People Think When... Larry Siegel / Bob Jones art / idea by Marc Bilgrey )
Mad's "Romance-Love-Relationship" Book (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
Around Noon on a Movie Set (Don Martin )
Kids' Fresh New Comebacks to Parents' Tired Old Comments Tom Koch / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
One Fine Morning in a Play Pen (Don Martin )
A Mad Look at Sun 'N' Surf (Paul Peter Porges )
Mad's Cliche Killers (written by Stan Hart / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
Early One Evening in the Country (Don Martin )
Spy vs. Spy - drilled-out bomb (Antonio Prohias )
Some Mad Things We'll Never Understand (written by Stan Hart / Jack Rickard art)
Snatched Glory and Bruised Knuckles - Issues 201-300 (see issue)
A Mad Look at Some Unfinished Sentences (written by John Caldwell / Bob Clarke )
The Incredible Bulk (TV satire) (written by Lou Silverstone / Angelo Torres art)
One Friday Morning (Don Martin )
Mad Medals to be Presented to Deserving Corporate Executives (Al Jaffee )
The Space Age Razor Race (Al Jaffee / idea by John Wick )
One Night in the Miami Bus Terminal (Don Martin )
The Turtle (written by Paul Peter Porges / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
One Sunday Evening (Don Martin )
Mad's Up-Dated Relevant, Do-It-Yourself America the Beautiful (written by Frank Jacobs )
The Lighter Side of Competition (Dave Berg )
One Afternoon on a Remote Jungle Island (Don Martin )
Cabbage Patch Products for People Who Hate Cabbage Patch Products Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / George Woodbridge art)
"New-Improved" Products That Really Are New and Improved (Al Jaffee / idea by Billy Doherty )
One Morning on a Street Corner (Don Martin )
Spy vs. Spy - roll-away bridge embankment (Antonio Prohias )
Mad's Ingenious Plan for a More Efficient Government (written by Barry Liebmann / Jack Davis art)
Alias (movie satire) (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art)
We'll Make a Fortune (TV satire) (written by Dick DeBartolo / Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder art)
One Day in the City (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
The Jogger (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Davis art) (with apologies to The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe )
One Afternoon Downtown on Main Street (Don Martin )
Mad's Energy Crisis Mother Goose (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
One Day on a Desert Island (Don Martin )
Another Day on a Desert Island (Don Martin )
The Last Day on a Desert Island (Don Martin )
Mad's All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself Energy Crisis Newspaper Story (written by Frank Jacobs )
Don Martin Looks at Spider-manThe Mad Soccer Primer (written by Larry Siegel / Jack Davis art)
The Calamityville Horror (movie satire) (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art)
Feature by Feature Advertising (written by Dick DeBartolo / Bob Clarke art)
The Cockamamie Congo Cookout (Don (Duck) Edwing )
Last Week in a Freensville Diner (Don Martin )
Are You Happy Now...? (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
The Dopes of Haphazzard (TV satire) (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art)
One Afternoon in the South Seas (Don Martin )
A Mad Guide to The Double Standards of Age (written by Barry Liebmann / Bob Jones art)
Mad Image-Builders (Al Jaffee )
Thought Patterns for Assorted Real-Life Every-Day Situations Frank Jacobs / Harry North, Esq. art)
Spy vs. Spy - helicopter plunger saw (Antonio Prohias )
The Mad Sale of Expendable American Properties, Landmarks and Monuments Dennis Snee / Sergio Aragones art)
The Frantic Fog-Filled Folly (Don (Duck) Edwing )
Woodstock Revisited (written by Frank Jacobs / Sergio Aragones art)
The Demonic Detector Disaster (Don (Duck) Edwing )
Early One Morning in a Hotel Room (Don Martin )
Roadside Plaques (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Rickard art / W. G. Will idea)
Don Martin 's Version of a Movie of EcchcaliberLarry Siegel )
Spy vs. Spy - cannonball on chain (Antonio Prohias )
"Starchie Bonker's Place" or A Christmas Carol O'Conner (TV satire) Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art)
Give Thanks (written by John Ficarra / Sergio Aragones art)
Mad Visits a Local Gun Club Picnic (written by Larry Siegel / Jack Davis art)
Late One Afternoon on an Interstate Highway (Don Martin )
Isn't It Suspicious... (written by Barry Liebmann / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
Little Known and Rarely Diagnosed Mad Ailments Contracted at Airports (Don (Duck) Edwing )
Little Known Celebrity Cult Groups (written by Arnie Kogen / Angelo Torres art)
Merchandising We're Almost Sure to See...and Hate! (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art)
We Won't Miss Them...Or Will We?!? (Paul Peter Porges )
One Not So Fine Afternoon Downtown (Don Martin )
A Mad Look at Ants (Bill Johnson )
Scarred Face (movie satire) (written by Larry Siegel / Jack Davis art)
One Fine Day Crosstown (Don Martin )
The Mad "Don't" Book - Chapter 1: What Not to Do at a Funeral Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
Simple Games and Pastimes for the School Drop-Out (Paul Peter Porges )
Last Year at the Freensville Marathon (Don Martin )
Useful and Practical Inflight Information We'd Like to See (Al Jaffee )
One Fine Day in Chicago Illinois (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
The Physical Fitness Mother Goose (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
One Evening in the Living Room (written by Kevin Joy / Don Martin art)
Mad Tips on Moving Out and Making It on Your Own Larry Siegel / George Woodbridge art)
One Fine Thursday in Seattle (Don Martin )
Gigglin's Island (TV rerun satire) (written by Larry Siegel / Sam Viviano art)
The Crummymooners (TV rerun satire) (written by Larry Siegel / Sam Viviano art)
Mad's Do-It-Yourself "Indiana Jones" Sequel (written by Charlie Kadau / Jack Davis art)
Camouflage Tricks of City Animals (written by Rurik Tyler / Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder art)
One Fine Day with King Kong (written by Sergio Aragones and Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
Fund Raisers That Never Made It! (written by Dick DeBartolo / Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder art)
The High Risks of Front Row Center (Paul Peter Porges )
One Delightful January Morning (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
Only When You're in a Hurry... (Paul Peter Porges )
Cat Thoughts (Paul Peter Porges )
More Logical Farewells to Replace the Dreaded "Have a Nice Day!" Mike Snider / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
The Mad Richter Scale For Human Beings (written by Frank Jacobs / Al Jaffee art)
Other Dangers of Smoking (Paul Peter Porges )
Subway Bingo (written by Rurik Tyler / Bob Clarke art)
It's Really Scary to Think That... (written by Mike Snider / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
One Lucky Morning on Friday the 13th (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
The Unwatchables (movie satire) (written by Arnie Kogen / Angelo Torres art)
Recycling Toilet Seats (Paul Peter Porges )
One Ridiculous Evening in the Jungle (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
Predecessor (movie satire) (written by Dick DeBartolo / Jack Davis art)
One Morning on a Corner Downtown (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
One Afternoon on a Corner Downtown (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
One Evening on a Corner Downtown (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
The Ten All-Time Greatest Legendary Practical Jokes (Paul Peter Porges )
Why Are We Always Impressed By...? (written by Barry Liebmann / Angelo Torres art)
One Fine Day in a Department Store (Don Martin )
Disclaimers for TV Commercials That Don't Have Disclaimers Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art)
One Morning on the West Coast (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
Schwarzenegger (written by Frank Jacobs / Mort Drucker art) Henry Wadsworth Longfellow 's The Song of Hiawatha )
Play Pictionary With the Mad Artists (written by John Prete / see #284 for 18 artists!)
Spy vs. Spy - rope-chop block-slap (Antonio Prohias )
One Day in a Police Department (written by Desmond Devlin / Don Martin art)
Biggie (movie satire) (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art)
Academy Awards for Movie Audience Members (written by Mike Snider / Sam Viviano art)
Mad Switcheroos (written by Frank Jacobs / Al Jaffee art)
One Fine Sunday Afternoon in the Jungle (written by Mat Jacobs / Don Martin art)
Dreary John (TV satire) (written by Dick DeBartolo / Sam Viviano art)
One Bright Morning at a Boston Cemetery (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
A Mad Look at Basic Training (Sergio Aragones )
One Not So Fine Day in the Life of Artie Charney (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
The Mad Merchandise Mart (written by Dick DeBartolo / Bob Clarke art)
The Sizzling South Seas Supper (Don (Duck) Edwing )
One Day in the Country (written by Charlie Kadau / Don Martin art)
One Fine Day at a Television Station (written by Charlie Kadau / Don Martin art)
Spy vs. Spy vs. Spy - nitroglycerin martinis (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art)
Mad's Handy Foreign Phrase Guide for Various Types of Americans in Various Lands Amy Gillett / Sergio Aragones art)
One Balmy November Morning (written by Stanley Swiersz / Don Martin art)
When Pressure Groups Really Take Over (written by Lou Silverstone / Bob Clarke art)
Empty Mess (TV satire) (written by Josh Gordon / Mort Drucker art)
One Special Day in the Dungeon (written by Antonio Prohias / Don Martin art)
Political Half-Truths (written by Chris Hart / George Woodbridge art)
More Mad Switcheroos (written by Frank Jacobs / Al Jaffee art)
Don (Duck) Edwing On the Loose at the ZooOne Insane Afternoon on Interstate 80 (written by John Ficarra / Don Martin art)
Important Things We'd Never Learn Without TV (written by Tom Koch / Mort Drucker art)
One Fine Evening on a Street Corner (Don Martin )
The Perilous Pioneer Predicament (Don (Duck) Edwing )
One Dark Night on the East Coast (written by Sergio Aragones / Don Martin art)
The Macabre Morticians' Melodrama (Don (Duck) Edwing )
Hunt For Last October (movie satire) (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art)
Don (Duck) Edwing Really Axe Up!Early One Morning in an African Jungle (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
Teen-Rage Moolah Nitwit Turtles! (movie satire) (written by Dick DeBartolo / Sam Viviano art)
One Fine Afternoon Downtown (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
The Perilous Pacific Pickle (Don (Duck) Edwing )
Villains Awaiting Batman's Return to TV (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Rick Tulka art)
Late One Afternoon Outside of Orlando (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
The Free-Style Firing-Squad Fiasco (Don (Duck) Edwing )
Celebrity Reading Lists (written by Tom Koch / Sam Viviano art)
One Fine Tuesday in the Dungeon (Don Martin )
The Refrigerated Rocky Run-Through (Don (Duck) Edwing )
A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at a High School Prom Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Sergio Aragones art)
The Excruciating Escape Extravaganza (Don (Duck) Edwing )
The Chic Glitz Home Study Institute for the Discovery (written by Dick DeBartolo )
How Do You Rate as a Yuppie? (written by Tom Koch / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
The Alarming Alien Atrocity (Don (Duck) Edwing )
Mad's Aptitude Test Number Six - Will You Make a Good Psychiatrist? Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art)
A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at a Comedy Club (written by Lou Silverstone / Sam Viviano art)
The Mad People Watcher's Guide to a Shopping Mall at Christmas Mike Snider / Sergio Aragones art)
How Many Mistakes Can You Find in This Picture? (Rock Concert) Chris Hart / George Woodbridge art)
The Torturous Trapeze Travesty (Don (Duck) Edwing )
The Sadistic Sharpshooter's Stunt (Don (Duck) Edwing )
How Many Mistakes Can You Find in This Picture of a Fast Food Restaurant? Chris Hart / Jack Davis art)
One Day in the Suburbs (Don Martin )
The Zippy Zoo Zapper (Don (Duck) Edwing )
The Rush to Antietam - Issues 301-400 (see issue)
Little-Known (and Rarely Called) Sports Infractions (written by Mike Snider / Jack Davis art)
Why We Get the Holiday Blahs (written by Barry Liebmann / George Woodbridge art)
NYPD Boobs (TV satire) (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art)
Using Sports Equipment in Everyday Life (Paul Peter Porges )
If Other Historical Eras Had Been as "Lawsuit Happy" as Ours is Today Mike Snider / George Woodbridge art)
The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg )
Condom Etiquette (Tom Cheney )
Swinefilled (TV satire) (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art)
Mad Goes to a Skinhead Convention (written by Stan Hart / Tom Bunk art)
Spy vs. Spy - washed into shark moat (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Dave Manak art)
Mad Contemplates, Investigates, and Fumigates (Paul Peter Porges )
You're Getting Too Old to Rock If... (written by Desmond Devlin / Tom Hachtman art)
8 Runner-Up Prizes That Nobody Claimed (Paul Peter Porges )
Mad's International Signs for the World of Rock (written by Desmond Devlin / Sam Viviano art)
Ten Concrete Laws of Home Repair! (Tom Cheney )
Spy vs. Spy - helicopter cloud camouflage (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Dave Manak art)
Al Jaffee Gets GrossIf "Do-It-Yourself" Sex Were Taught in Public Schools (written by Stan Hart / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
When Beavis & Butt-Head Grow Old! (written by Desmond Devlin / Sam Viviano art)
Summer Camps for Kids With Unique Problems (Paul Peter Porges )
Sports Oddities (John Caldwell )
Not So Subtle Signs Your Parents Think It's Time You Moved Out of Their House Dennis Snee / Greg Theakston art)
It's Clear the President is a Danger (movie satire) (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art)
Board Game Rejects (written by Michael Goodwin / Steve Smallwood art)
The Mad World of Drugs (written by Anna Becker / Peter Kuper art)
A Mad Look at Dentists (Sergio Aragones )
Sure Signs That You're Turning Into Your Parents (written by Barry Liebmann / Rick Geary art)
A Day in the Life of a Single Career Girl in the Big City (written by Peggy Doody / Carol Lay art)
Mad in the Year 2038 (written by Desmond Devlin / Al Jaffee , Gerry Gersten , Don Edwing , Sergio Aragones , Paul Coker, Jr. , Dave Manak , Dave Berg art)
Safety Tips for the Party Animal (Tom Cheney )
The Generation X-Files (written by Mike Snider / Timothy Shamey art)
Clues You've Chosen A Really Bad Funeral Parlor (John Caldwell )
Countdown to Armageddon (written by Mike Mikula / Tom Bunk art)
Tipoffs That You Go to a Really Tough School (written by Barry Liebmann / Timothy Shamey art)
The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg )
The Mad Guide to Cleaning Up Your #*!%&*@# Vocabulary (John Caldwell )
The ABC's of Drugs (written by Frank Jacobs / Rick Tulka art)
More Mad Mini Movies Featuring The Fickle Finger of Fate (Al Jaffee )
Why Do We Believe... (written by Desmond Devlin / George Woodbridge art)
Signs You've Hired the Wrong Lawyer (John Caldwell )
The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg )
The Jocular Jurassic Jolt (Don (Duck) Edwing )
Beginnings - Issues 401-500 (see issue)
Sluts in the City (TV satire) (written by Josh Gordon / Mort Drucker art)
How Cool Would it be to be a Member of Ozzy Osbourne's Family? (John Caldwell )
How Everything Changed After the Attacks (written by Barry Liebmann / Peter Kuper art)
Who's in the Crowd in the New Star Wars Senate Scene Dan Levine and Mike Martone / Angelo Torres art)
Mad's Field-Tested Tips for Your First Date (John Caldwell )
The Better Bully's Back-To-School To-Do List (John Caldwell )
Mad Readers Fondly Remember Their Favorite (John Caldwell )
7 Periods Closer to Death (Ted Rall )
From the Case Files of Wanda Goldstein Flenkman: Pet Psychologist (Teresa Burns Parkhurst )
Troy-Vey! (movie satire) (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art)
Disparate No-Lives (TV satire) (written by David Shayne / Mort Drucker art)
Mad Presents iToons (written by Russ Cooper / Tom Richmond art)
Malicious Seeing Eye Dogs (Tom Cheney )
10 Things Not To Say During A Hospital Visit (Teresa Burns Parkhurst )
A Mad Look At Airport Security (Sergio Aragones )
Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions (Al Jaffee )
If Classic Old Movie Scenes Were Filmed Today (written by Dick DeBartolo / Hermann Mejia art)
Botchmen (movie satire) (written by Desmond Devlin / Tom Richmond art)
Calvin and Jobs (written by Jacob Lambert / Gary Hallgren art)
The Real Reasons Older Man / Younger Woman Romances Never Work Out (John Caldwell )
The Bailout Hymn of the Republic (written by Frank Jacobs )Mort Drucker , James Warhola , Gerry Gersten , Tom Richmond , Angelo Torres , Harry North, Esq. , Richard Williams , Hermann Mejia art)
A Message to the Republican Party from Rush Limbaugh (poster) (Jack Syracuse art)
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