Mad #355 March 1997

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Subscriptions -
  Help End Civilization As We Know It! (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (2-3) (Mario Cuomo holds up a MAD in TV ad)
  • Wayne Hawk - Dousman, WI
  • Darren Polito, Terry Huth - Houston, TX
  • Crystal D. Smith - Richmond, VA
  • Bruce D. Weinstein, Ph.D. - Ponte Vedra Beach, FL
  • Joe M. Showers - Olathe, KS
  • Joe Klemm - FrankK1251@aol.com
• Ad for Super Special #120 April 1997 - Big Bad Mad #4
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Spit City (TV satire)
  (written by Josh Gordon / Mort Drucker art) (4-8)
• If the IRS had to Ask for Voluntary
  Contributions for Everything in the Federal Budget
  (written by Mike Snider) (9)
• How to Tell You've Bought the Wrong Digital Satelite System (John Caldwell) (10-11)
• Even Still More Badly Needed
  Warning Labels for Rock Albums
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Maple Comm. photos) (12-14)
• Mad in the Year 2038 (written by Desmond Devlin) (15-19)
  • Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions (Al Jaffee art)
  • The Mad Nasty File, Vol. 53 (Gerry Gersten art)
  • You May Have Been a Test-Tube Baby If...
    (Don (Duck) Edwing art)
  • A Mad Look at Alzheimer's (Sergio Aragones art)
  • A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at
    Michael Jordan's Funeral (Paul Coker, Jr. art)
    (credited to Mort Drucker by mistake)
  • Spy vs. Spy - old-spy home death (Dave Manak art)
  • The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg art)
• A Mad Look at Pregnancy (Sergio Aragones) (20-22)
• Mad's Breaking News Coverage Checklist
  (written by Mike Snider / Drew Friedman art) (23-25)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (26-30)
• Mad Weighs the Pros & Cons
  (written by Barry Liebmann / Tom Bunk art) (31-34)
• When the Dilbert Cast Invades Other Comic Strips
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Steve Smallwood art) (35-37)
• When Physician-Assisted Suicide Becomes Specialized
  (Tom Cheney) (38-39)
• Spy vs. Spy - Frankenstein bride ba-booms
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Dave Manak art) (40-41)
• The Sinking Guy (TV satire)
  (written by Josh Gordon / Angelo Torres art) (42-47)
• The Jerky Jurassic Junket (Don (Duck) Edwing) (48)
• Fold-In -- Who will come out on top in
  this year's "March Madness?" (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Psychic Fiends Network
  (written by Dick DeBartolo)