Mad #442 June 2004

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    • Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Helping Others
    • Monkeys Are Always Funny
    • William Hung's Glorious Music Career - A Look Ahead
    • Video Game Review - Fielder's Choice '04
    • Breaking News from the World of Sports: Yankees Shock Sox Again: Acquire Ted Williams' Head
    • Superheroes When Their Mothers Are Around
    • Personal Ad of the Month
    • Classified Ads
    • Vey To Go!
    • The Godfrey Report
    • The Fast 5 - The 5 Ways The Passion of the Christ Has Influenced the Movie Industry
    • Bitterman
    • Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds - Joe Rogan
    The O.D. (TV satire) (written by Dennis Snee / Tom Richmond art)
  • Yao Ming's Chinese/English Phrase Book
    (written by Jonathan Bresman and Scott Sonneborn / Mort Drucker art)
  • Mad's Monstrously Ogre-Rated Shrek 2 Outtakes (written by and video captures by Mike Snider)
  • A Mad Look at Braces (Sergio Aragones)
  • Our Letter on Behalf of Martha Stewart (written by Dave Croatto)
  • If Corporate "Mission Statements" Told the Truth (written by Jeff Kruse / Rick Tulka art)
  • Star Shrek (written by Desmond Devlin / Hermann Mejia art)
  • Monroe and... The Zoo (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
  • Mad Ranks the Top Celebrity Prisons (written by Doug Lansky / Liz Lomax art)
  • Tell-Tale Signs Your Parents Have Hired You the Wrong Tutor (John Caldwell)
  • The Prize is Slight! (TV satire) (written by Dick DeBartolo / Tom Bunk art)
  • Similarities Between the Middle East and the U.S.A. (written by Jacob Lambert / Nathan Fox art)
  • Harry Potter and the Outtakes of Azkaban (written by Greg Leitman)
  • Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
  • There Are Just Some Things You Shouldn't Give the Homeless (Teresa Burns Parkhurst)
  • Fold-In -- Which celebrity do Americans most want to see convicted? (Al Jaffee)