Mad #442 June 2004

• Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

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• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ad for Mad About Dad book
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Fundalini Pages (Charles Akins, Ray Alma, Scott Bricher, John Caldwell, Paul Coker, Jr., Russ Cooper, Desmond Devlin, Evan Dorkin, Brian Frazer, Garth Gerhart, Gary Hallgren,
  Jeff Kruse, Scott Maiko, Kevin Pope, Irving Schild, Mike Snider, Johnny Styne, Jack Syracuse, P. C. Vey)
  • What's Pete Rose Betting On This Month?
  • Things Overheard Outside the
    Martha Stewart Trial Jury Room

• Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Helping Others
• Monkeys Are Always Funny
• William Hung's Glorious Music Career - A Look Ahead
• Video Game Review - Fielder's Choice '04
• Breaking News from the World of Sports: Yankees Shock Sox Again: Acquire Ted Williams' Head
• Superheroes When Their Mothers Are Around
• Personal Ad of the Month
• Classified Ads
• Vey To Go!
• The Godfrey Report
• The Fast 5 - The 5 Ways The Passion of the Christ Has Influenced the Movie Industry
• Bitterman
• Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds - Joe Rogan
The O.D. (TV satire) (written by Dennis Snee / Tom Richmond art)
• Yao Ming's Chinese/English Phrase Book
  (written by Jonathan Bresman and Scott Sonneborn / Mort Drucker art)
• Mad's Monstrously Ogre-Rated Shrek 2 Outtakes (written by and video captures by Mike Snider)
• A Mad Look at Braces (Sergio Aragones)
• Our Letter on Behalf of Martha Stewart (written by Dave Croatto)
• If Corporate "Mission Statements" Told the Truth (written by Jeff Kruse / Rick Tulka art)
• Star Shrek (written by Desmond Devlin / Hermann Mejia art)
• Monroe and... The Zoo (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• Mad Ranks the Top Celebrity Prisons (written by Doug Lansky / Liz Lomax art)
• Tell-Tale Signs Your Parents Have Hired You the Wrong Tutor (John Caldwell)
• The Prize is Slight! (TV satire) (written by Dick DeBartolo / Tom Bunk art)
• Similarities Between the Middle East and the U.S.A. (written by Jacob Lambert / Nathan Fox art)
• Harry Potter and the Outtakes of Azkaban (written by Greg Leitman)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• There Are Just Some Things You Shouldn't Give the Homeless (Teresa Burns Parkhurst)
• Fold-In -- Which celebrity do Americans most want to see convicted? (Al Jaffee)