Doug Gilford's Mad Cover Site

The Puzzle Nook - "use ---ce only as a last resort" (Patrick Merrell)
The Fast 5 - 5 Things to Expect at the Wedding of Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes (Paul Coker, Jr. art)
Why American's Still Want to Have a Beer With George Bush (Timothy Shamey art)
Activist Ribbons We'd Like to See (Scott Mendenhall art)
Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds - Dave Chappelle
(written by Mike Snider / Jack Syracuse art)
Areas of the Star Trek Universe We Never Got to See (Ted Rall)
The Updated Library of Extremely Thin Books
Spam Email Headings You Just Know Are Bullsh*t
What Your Parents Say / What You Hear (Peter Bagge art)
The President's Dog - pro-choice or pro-life? (Peter Kuper)

Mad's 50 Worst Things About Video Games (written by Kenny Byerly, Jacob Lambert,
Matthew Schwartz, David Shayne / Peter Bagge, Scott Bricher, Hermann Mejia, Francis Mao art) (10-17)
Spy vs. Spy - caveman torch burns weight rope (Peter Kuper) (18-19)
12 Ways to Make Divorce Easier on Kids (Teresa Burns Parkhurst) (20-21)
A Mad Look at Pets (Sergio Aragones) (22-24)
The Strip Club (29-31)
- Jump Cut (Paul Gilligan)
- The Hero Santon! (Don Asmussen)
- How to Make a Punk Smile... (Mo Willems)
- Pondering the Really Meaningful Stuff... (Rob Harrell)
- Fantabulaman (Ted Rall)
Telltale Signs that the Street Gang You're Joining Ain't All that Tough (John Caldwell) (32-33)
What's in Your Living Will? (written by Teresa Burns Parkhurst / Tom Bunk art) (34)
Pre-Movie Screens We'd Like to See (written by Jeff Kruse / Al Jaffee art) (36-37)
The Mad World of... Dating (written by Stan Sinberg / Marc Hempel art) (38-40)
Monroe and... Summer School! (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (41-44)
Go Fetch! (sculpture by Liz Lomax) /
Ads for Mad Classics #2, Subscriptions Contest (C. F. Payne art from #347) (45-48)
Duke Bissell's Tales of Undisputed Interest -- sale cheese gone bad (P. C. Vey) (49)
What Celebrities Laugh At (written by Bob Wieder / Sam Sisco art) (50-51)
Fold-In -- What's the hot new way many are getting their music? (Al Jaffee) (C3)

Mad #457 September 2005