Mad #459 November 2005

• Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

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• Contents Page
• Letters (Meinhardt Raabe visits the Mad offices)
• Ads for Mad Kids, Madvertising book,
  Spy vs. Spy Jr Action Collectible Race Cars
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Fundalini Pages (Ray Alma, Tom Bunk, Paul Coker, Jr.,
  Dick DeBartolo, Nate Fakes, Drew Friedman, Al Jaffee,
  Jeff Kruse, Hermann Mejia, Patrick Merrell, Jason Reich,
  Rick Tulka, Don Vaughan)
  • Prescription Drug or Godzilla Foe?
  • The Puzzle Nook

• The Fast 5 - The Downsides of Being Britney & Kevin's Baby
• Other Secrets Leaked to the Press By White House Advisor Karl Rove
• Celebrity Reality Shows Currently Under Development
• Corrections
• Forced Laughter
• The Cover We Didn't Use
• Innovative Provisions of the New National Hockey League Agreement
• Questions We Wanted to Hear in the John Roberts Supreme Court Confirmation Hearings
• Mad's Inside Scoop On This Year's Stupidest Holiday Movies
  (written by Desmond Devlin and Scott Maiko / Tom Richmond art)
• The High School Gentleman's Etiquette Guide for Dating Your Teacher
  (written by Dennis Snee / Rick Geary art)
• A Mad Look at Pizza (Sergio Aragones)
• Planet TAD!!!!! (written by Tim Carvell / Brian Durniak art / AP & Wide World photos)
• More Mad CD Cover Doodles (Russ Cooper)
• 7 Periods Closer to Death (Ted Rall)
• Monroe and... Immigration (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• You May Want to Call Off the "Face to Face" If... (John Caldwell / idea by Butch D'Ambrosio)
• Mad's All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself Reality Show Press Release (written by Frank Jacobs / Evan Dorkin art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• Mad's Horrendous Holiday Movie Outtakes
• The Strip Club
  • Father O'Flannity's Hot Tub Confessions with Bert & Ernie (Keith Knight)
  • I'm With Stupid (Rich Moyer)
  • The Educa-Fun Page (Ruben Bolling)
  • The Hero Santon! (Don Asmussen)
  • Rob - The Evil, Backstabbing Robot Temp (Corey Pandolph)
  • Pondering the Really Meaningful Stuff... (Rob Harrell)
• Go Fetch! (Nathan Fox art)
• C.S.Oy: NY (TV satire) (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art)
• Hottest Halloween Costumes (written by Dennis Snee / Scott Bricher art)
• Fold-In -- What kind of pot have many young Americans become highly addicted to? (Al Jaffee)