Mad #508 April 2011

• Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

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• Contents Page
• Letters (announcement that Al Jaffee is turning 90!)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn Out Dramas
  **various obscure places around the magazine
• Ad for Subscriptions (Drew Friedman art)
• The Fundalini Pages
  • Handy Uses For All the Unsold Copies
    of George W. Bush's Book (Ward Sutton art)
    (written by Michael Gallagher and Jeffrey Ford)
  • The Silly Six - Rejected Disney World
    Rides and Attractions (Chris Houghton art)
  • Zombie Love Is... (Scott Nickel)

• The Yungbluth and the Restless (Jason Yungbluth)
• The Fundalini Book of Ridiculously Long Records
• Rare Internet Users Who Really Exist! (Jeff Kruse)
• Twitter (Sung to the Tune of Michael Jackson's "Thriller")
  (written by Scott Nickel / Hermann Mejia art)
• Questions to Ask at the Apple Genius Bar (written by Jeff Kruse / Rick Tulka art)
• Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds - Justin Timberlake (Sam Viviano art)
• Insults That (Upon Further Examination) Aren't Really That Insulting
  (written by Jason Katzenstein / Dan Hipp art)
• Zombie Love Is... (Scott Nickel)
• LeLievre and Let LeLievre (Glen LeLievre)
• Clark Can't (Todd Clark)
• Spotlight on American Universities (written by Jeff Kruse / Charles Akins art)
• Bitterman (Garth Gerhart)
• Fairy Tale Endings Better Than "...And They Lived Happily Ever After"
  (written by Jeff Kruse / Leonardo Rodriguez art)
• Zombie Love Is... (Scott Nickel)
• Ideas That Made Sense at the Time (written by Jeff Kruse / Bob Staake art)
• Justin Bieber - Never Sing. Never. It's Time For You 2 Shut Up
• Sad Men (TV satire) (written by Arnie Kogen / Tom Richmond art)
• What We Really Learned From WikiLeaks (written by Barry Liebmann / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Mad's Moronic Outtakes from Sarah Palin's Alaska (You Betcha!)
• Ad for Subscriptions with bonus #96 print offer
• A Mad Look at Murder (Sergio Aragones / color by Tom Luth)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• Ad for all sorts of Spy vs. Spy merchandise
• 100% Superficial - Justin Bieber - First Step 2 Obscurity: My Story - Mad Exclusive Excerpt
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Scott Bricher art)
• The Mad Vault Article From #326 -- It's a Recession... / It's a Depression...
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Ad for Sergio Aragones - Five Decades of His Finest Works book
• Wild, Unfounded Rumors Surrounding the Xbox Kinect (John Caldwell)
• John "Boo-Hoo" Boehner - "The Weeper of the House" (Richard Williams art)
• The Strip Club
  • The Machine That Travels Through Time (Joey Alison Sayers)
  • Projectile Vomit Baby (Scott Nickel)
  • It Only Hurts When I Laugh (Christopher Baldwin)
  • The Long and Short of It (Dan Long)
  • Got Your Nose (Jacob Lambert)
  • Just Below the Surface - On a U.F.O... (Douglas Paszkiewicz)
• Undercover Boob (TV satire) (written by Dick DeBartolo / Tom Bunk art)
• 7 Periods Closer to Death (Ted Rall)
• How Barack Obama Stacks Up Against the Other 42 U.S. Presidents
  (written by Jeff Kruse / AP & Wide World photos)
• Chia Bieber Pet (ad parody) (written by Scott Maiko / Timothy Shamey art / sculpture by Liz Lomax)
• Fold-In -- What new kind of body scanning is causing people to waste countless hours? (Al Jaffee)