Mad #509 June 2011

• Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

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• Ad For Subscriptions
• Contents Page
• Letters (photo of Tom Richmond with Rich Sommer)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn Out Dramas
  **various obscure places around the magazine
• Ad for Spymuseumstore.org - for Spy vs. Spy stuff
• $#*! My Son Says (ad parody) (written by Jeff Kruse)
• The Fundalini Pages
  • Surprises to Watch For in the 2011 Baseball Season
    (written by Jeff Kruse / Tom Bunk art)
  • Latest Classified Ads (written by Scott Maiko)
  • Angry Birds (Sergio Aragones)

• Leg of Lambert (Jacob Lambert)
• The Stupid Six - Reasons Keith Olbermann is No Longer on Countdown
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Mort Drucker art)
• Superhero Origins Gone Wrong! (Kenny Keil)
• Surprising Proposals in the NFL Labor Talks (written by Jeff Kruse / Chris Houghton art)
• This Bland is Your Bland (Tom Bland)
• Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds - Bill O'Reilly (Sam Viviano art)
• Monkeys Are Always Funny
• Angrier Birds (Sergio Aragones)
• Ted Williams vs. Ted Williams (written by Jeff Kruse)
• Gimme a Flake (Emily Flake)
• Reasons For That "Mature" ESRB Rating (written by Jeff Kruse)
• Spotlight on American Universities (written by Jeff Kruse / Charles Akins art)
• Signs You Haven't Actually Discovered a Lost Amazon Tribe (John Caldwell)
• Pull My Cheney (Tom Cheney)
• What's Making John Boehner Cry This Week? (written by Jeff Kruse / Rick Tulka art)
• Angriest Birds (Sergio Aragones)
• Mad Libyan (ad parody)
• Muddled Family (TV satire) (written by Arnie Kogen / Tom Richmond art)
• Kanye West's Most Moronic Tweets (written by Jacob Lambert / Sam Sisco art
• Ad for Subscriptions with bonus #96 print offer
• The Strip Club
  • "The Truth Flirts" (Vic Black)
  • Just Below the Surface (Douglas Paszkiewicz)
  • Coombs & Coombs (Jason Coates)
  • Good Enough (Peet Tamburino)
  • Twisted Toaster Tales (Nate Fakes)
  • It Only Hurts When I Laugh (Christopher Baldwin)
• A Letter From Taco Bull (ad parody) (written by Dick DeBartolo)
• Signs That Your Hypochondria Is Out of Control (Teresa Burns Parkhurst)
• Planet TAD!!!!! (written by Tim Carvell / Brian Durniak art)
• Mad's Thor-oughly Stupid Thor Outtakes
• Mad's 11 Little-Known, Practical, Real Life Uses for Ballet (written by Mike Craig / Jack Syracuse art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• The Mad Vault Article From #180 -- Don Martin Beats the High Cost of Gasoline
• Dancing with the Star Wars (written by Dave Croatto / Hermann Mejia art)
• Sheen it? (ad parody)
• Things You Don't Want to Hear From a Marriage Counselor
  (written by Jeff Kruse / Evan Dorkin and Sarah Dyer art)
• A Mad Look at Hoarders (Sergio Aragones / color by Tom Luth)
• Similarities & Differences Between the Spider-Man Musical and the War in Afghanistan (Ward Sutton art)
• The 50 Worst Things About Facebook (Bob Staake art)
  (written by Charlie Kadau, Jason Katzenstein, Joe Masterman, Jason Salas)
• One Fine Day on Main Street (written by Michael Gallagher / Paul Coker art)
• Fold-In -- Where did many young performers get their first big break? (Al Jaffee)