Cell Telephone System (ad parody) (Kelly Freas art) (C2)
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"One sure way parents can keep their teenage daughters out of hot water is to put some dishes in it!" - Alfred E. Neuman
Capsule Movie Reviews **various obscure places around the magazine
Letters (ads for Alfred E. Neuman portrait, Alfred E. Neuman sings "What, Me Worry?" and his Furshlugginer Five Play "Potrzebie" on the Hottest 45 Record Out, Mad Forever, The Bedside Mad, Summer is the best time to subscribe to Mad!) (2-3)