Mad #67 December 1961

• Cover Artist: Kelly Freas
• Mad Logo: Harvey Kurtzman

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• Bayar Aspirin Needs Fast Relief
  (written by Al Jaffee / Lester Krauss photo) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (2-3)
• Ads for Alfred E. Neuman bust, Alfred E. Neuman portrait,
  Fighting Mad, A Golden Trashery of Mad, Subscriptions - "MAD sends me! Be way out!" (Lester Krauss photo of hip Lenny Brenner with clarinet)
• Mad's Capsule Movie Reviews
  **various places around the magazine
• Mad's Suggestions For Use of the New Army Rocket Belt
  (written by Al Jaffee / Bob Clarke art) (4-7)
• The Pogo-Stick Incident (Don Martin) (8-9)
• Mad's Do-It-Yourself Magazine Covers
  (written by Sy Reit / George Woodbridge art) (10-12)
• Open Office Week
  (written by Gary Belkin / Wally Wood art) (13-16)
• Advertising Space on Road Signs
  (written by Earle Doud / Bob Clarke art) (17-19)
• Celebrities' Wallets - Tuesday Weld
  (written by Arnie Kogen / George Woodbridge art) (20-21)
• Spy Vs. Spy - deflated logo / painted therapy session (Antonio Prohias) (22)
• Reader's Digress (magazine parody)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Joe Orlando art) (23-27)
• Mad's Physical Fitness Program
  (written by Dean Norman / Jack Rickard art) (28-29)
• Editorial Additions to Airline Ads (30)
• If Countries Traded People Like Baseball Teams Do
  (written by Gary Belkin / Mort Drucker art) (31-33)
• A Mad Look at Picnics (Dave Berg) (34-37)
• When TV Commercials Take Over Completely
  (written by Sy Reit / Jack Rickard art) (38-41)
• Editorial Additions to Airline Ads (42)
• A Day With J-F-K (Gilbert and Sullivan-like operetta)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Mort Drucker art) (43-47)
• The Prison Mess Hall Riot (Don Martin) (48)
• Picture of the Issue -- Nikita Kkrushchev (C3)
• Back Cover -- Fool-Aid
  (written by Al Jaffee / Kelly Freas art)