Mad #69 March 1962

• Cover Artist: Kelly Freas
• Mad Logo: Harvey Kurtzman

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• Liberty Mutilate Insurance Company
  (Lester Krauss photo) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "Alarm clocks invariably scare
  the daylights into people!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (2-3)
• Ads for Subscriptions - "Remember The Mainly"
  (Lester Krauss photo of John Putnam in Spanish-American War garb), Fighting Mad, Alfred E. Neuman bust, A Golden Trashery of Mad, Alfred E. Neuman portrait
• Introducing "Hitchy-Switchies" - A New Mad Game
  **various places around the magazine
• Alfred's Poor Almanac
  (written by Frank Jacobs / John Putnam art) (4)
• If Babies Could Take "Parent Pictures"
  (written by Don Reilly / Wally Wood art) (5-9)
• Mad Previews the Top News Stories of 1962
  (written by Larry Siegel / Joe Orlando art) (10-13)
• The Lighter Side of The Dentist (Dave Berg) (14-16)
• The Painter (Don Martin) (17)
• Fight Songs for Schools that Can't Afford Major Sports
  (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art) (18-19)
• At the Movies (Don Martin) (20)
• Model Building Kits for Adults
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art) (21-24)
• Spy Vs. Spy - camera gun /
  underground bomb tent shift (Antonio Prohias) (25)
• The Guest of Royalty (Don Martin) (26)
• Padded Magazine Stories
  (written by Tom Koch / Bob Clarke art) (27-29)
• Spy Vs. Spy - rocket stretch / spy in garbage can
  (Antonio Prohias) (30)
• A Special "Feature Length" Mad Look at TV
  • Chapter Contents Page (Jack Rickard art) (31)
  • If TV Shows Were Actually Like
    Their "Capsuled Descriptions"
    (written by Earle Doud / Mort Drucker art) (32-34)
  • The Infernal Triangle
    (written by Lois Carpenter / Bob Clarke art) (35)
  • Some TV Ads We Never Got to See
    (written by Dick DeBartolo (his first) and Al Jaffee)
    (Jack Rickard art) (36-39)
  • The "Stone-Age" Trend on TV (40-41)
    (written by E. Nelson Bridwell / Mort Drucker art)
  • Less Violent TV Shows (written by E. Nelson Bridwell)
    (George Woodbridge art) (42-44)
  • TV Dinners to Match the Shows
    (written by Sy Reit / Bob Clarke art) (45)
  • When Culture Comes to Top-Rated TV Shows
    (written by Larry Siegel / Mort Drucker art) (46-47)
• The Hitchiker (Don Martin) (48)
• Ad for Fourth Annual Edition of More Trash From Mad
  featuring 20-page Sing Along With Mad Song Book (C3)
• Back Cover -- The Saturday Evening Post Allegedly Revamped (Norman Mingo art)