Mad #68 January 1962

• Cover Artist: Don Martin
• Cover Idea: Nick Meglin
• Mad Logo: Harvey Kurtzman

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• Alpine Rest Home (Lester Krauss photo) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (2-3)
• Give a Gift Subscription to Mad - "Tapping your brain for Christmas cheer?" (Lester Krauss photo of faucet stuck to Nick Meglin's head)
• "Namelies" - A New Mad Game
  **various places around the magazine
• Midnight TV Roulette
  (written by Gary Belkin / Jack Rickard art) (4-7)
• The Appointment (Don Martin) (8-9)
• If Stars Had Ordinary Jobs
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art) (10-13)
• A Mad Look at Christmas (Dave Berg) (14-17)
• Celebrities' Wallets - Barry Goldwater
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Bob Clarke art) (18-19)
• Inspirational Poems by, for and
  about the Nation's Building Men
  (written by Larry Siegel / Joe Orlando art) (20-23)
• The Comic Strip Characters' Christmas Party
  (written by Gary Belkin / Wally Wood art) (24-25)
• Editorial Additions to Beer Ads (26)
• Mad's Handy Guide to Languages of the U.S.A
  (written by Gilbert Barnhill and Gary Belkin)
  (Joe Orlando art) (27-30)
• Tovarich (Antonio Prohias) (31-32)
• College Fraternities
  (written by Don Reilly / George Woodbridge art) (33-36)
• The Truth About Secret Ingredients
  (written by Sy Reit / Bob Clarke art) (37-38)
• What Do You Do For A Living, Daddy?
  (written by Don Reilly / Wally Wood art) (39-43)
• The Escalator (Don Martin) (44)
• The Guns of Minestrone (movie satire)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Mort Drucker art) (45-48)
• Mad "Sox Appeal"! - Ads for Alfred E. Neuman bust, Pocketbooks, Alfred E. Neuman portrait, Anthologies (C3)
• Back Cover -- Glass Container Manufacturers Association
  (written by Al Jaffee / Kelly Freas art)