Mad #70 April 1962

• Cover Artist: Kelly Freas
• Mad Logo: Harvey Kurtzman

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• Maidinfirm Bra (Lester Krauss photo) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (2-3)
• Ads for Alfred E. Neuman bust and portrait, Subscriptions -
  "Ven dey asked me to subscribe to Mad I screamed 'Nein!'" (Lester Krauss photo of Al Feldstein as WWII German soldier), A Golden Trashery of Mad
• "If They Had A Brother, Brother!" - A New Mad Game
  **various places around the magazine
• Alfred's Poor Almanac
  (written by Frank Jacobs / John Putnam art) (4)
• Museum of Madison Avenue
  (written by Gary Belkin / Wally Wood art) (5-8)
• In a Doctor's Office (Don Martin) (9-10)
• More Efficient Snow Removal
  (written by Al Jaffee / Bob Clarke art) (11-14)
• Spy Vs. Spy - shelter gator / lightning rod gift
  (Antonio Prohias) (15)
• Celebrities' Wallets - Jerry Lewis
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Bob Clarke art) (16-17)
• The Lighter Side of Entertaining
  (Dave Berg) (18-21)
• Six Comics in Search of a Punchline
  (written by Gary Belkin / Mort Drucker art) (22-23)
• Some Valentines We Seldom Get to See (24-25)
  (written by Jimmie Hodges-Fitzgerald / Bob Clarke art)
• A TV Scene We'd Like to See (26)
• Movies in Flight
  (written by Sy Reit / George Woodbridge art) (27-29)
• Some Pages from a Satirist's Notebook
  (written by Howard Schneider / Bob Clarke art) (30-31)
• Spy Vs. Spy - sawshark shortens spy's log / fan diverts bomb (Antonio Prohias) (32)
• Route 67 (TV satire)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Mort Drucker art) (33-36)
• The Telephone (Don Martin) (37)
• Another Mad Peek Through the Microscope
  (written by Phil Hahn / Bob Clarke art) (38-39)
• Scenes We'd Like to See - The Abominable Snowman (40)
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing (his first) / Joe Orlando art)
• The North American Veeblefetzer Corporation 1961 Annual Report (written by Don Reilly / Jack Rickard art) (41-47)
• Nuclear Jitters
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Joe Orlando art) (48)
• Ad for The Mad Frontier paperback (C3)
• Back Cover -- God Bless Our Fallout Shelter
  (embroidery by Margaret Szep)