Mad #80 July 1963

• Cover Artist: Norman Mingo
• Cover Writer: Sergio Aragones
• Mad Logo: Harvey Kurtzman

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• Mayjag Washing Machines (Lester Krauss photo) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "Girls who try to be 'talking encyclopedias' should remember that reference books are never taken out!"
  -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (2-3)
• Ads for Alfred E. Neuman bust, Fink Along With Mad L.P., Mad "Twists" Rock 'N' Roll L.P., Subscriptions - "How does this strike you?" (sculpture by Giuseppe Baggi), Alfred E. Neuman portrait, A Golden Trashery of Mad
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Mutiny on the Bouncy (movie satire)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Wally Wood art) (4-9)
• Brain Surgery (Don Martin) (10-11)
• On the Boardwalk (Don Martin) (10-11)
• Cherished Pages from Old Autograph Albums
  (written by Stan Hart / Bob Clarke art) (12-14)
• Movie Dialogue We'd Like to Hear
  (written by Harry Purvis / George Woodbridge art) (15)
• Look What's Talking! (Dennis Altman, Martin Cohen,
  Robert Natkin, Robert Fryml) (16-17)
• The Lighter Side of Dog Owners (Dave Berg) (18-21)
• It's About Time!
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Jack Rickard art) (22-23)
• Misery is a Cold Hot Dog (book parody)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Bob Clarke art) (24-27)
• More Movie Dialogue We'd Like to Hear
  (written by Harry Purvis / George Woodbridge art) (28)
• How a Best-Seller is Born
  (written by Larry Siegel / Joe Orlando art) (29-32)
• The Mad Baseball Primer
  (written by Stan Hart / Jack Rickard art) (33-35)
• Father's Day Cards from Special People
  (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art) (36-37)
• The Rejection Slip (Tom Hudson) (38-40)
• On the Beach (Don Martin) (41-42)
• The Tenth Hour (TV satire)
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Mort Drucker art) (43-47)
• Russian "Russian Roulette" (Sergio Aragones) (48)
• Ad for Mad's Don Martin Steps Out! and
  Mad's Don Martin Bounces Back! paperbacks (C3)
• Back Cover -- Lady Clinic Plastic Surgeons -
  Is it True... Blondes Have More Fun? (Lester Krauss photo)