Mad #79 June 1963

• Cover Artist: Norman Mingo
• Mad Logo: Harvey Kurtzman

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• Yellow Pages - After You Let Your Fingers Do the Walking
  (written by Sergio Aragones / Lester Krauss photo) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "It's a good thing the Earth turned out to be round, because putting a satellite into a square orbit would've been costly!"
  -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (2-3)
• Ads for Alfred E. Neuman bust, Fink Along With Mad L.P., Mad "Twists" Rock 'N' Roll L.P., Subscriptions - "Looking for a bargain?" (sculpture by Giuseppe Baggi), Alfred E. Neuman portrait, A Golden Trashery of Mad
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• If They Held a Summit Meeting at the White House
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art) (4-8)
• Look Before You Leap
  (written by Sergio Aragones / Joe Orlando art) (9)
• Speaking From Pictures
  (written by Gerald Gardner / UPI photos) (10-11)
• TV's Effect on Children
  (written by Stan Hart / Wally Wood art) (12-14)
• The High Dive (Don Martin) (15)
• Movie Dialogue We'd Like to Hear
  (written by Harry Purvis / George Woodbridge art) (16-17)
• How to Succeed at Childhood
  (written by Pearl Belkin / Bob Clarke art) (18-20)
• Spy Vs. Spy - dart thrown at inflated spy / chimney cannon bombs bomber / hat spring bomb diverter / spy in defused bomb (Antonio Prohias) (21-22)
• Tax Time U.S.A.
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Jack Rickard art) (23-26)
• How to Turn Your Dumpy City into an Attractive Tourist Trap (written by Stan Hart / Joe Orlando art) (27-31)
• The First Echo (Don Martin) (32)
• Mad's Realistic, Up-To-Date Service Songs
  (written by Larry Siegel / George Woodbridge art) (33-35)
• The Lighter Side of Family Doctors (Dave Berg) (36-39)
• The Rise and Fall of a Recording Star
  (written by Tom Koch / Jack Rickard art) (40-41)
• More Movie Dialogue We'd Like to Hear
  (written by Harry Purvis / George Woodbridge art) (42)
• Mad's "Discount Center" Owner of the Year
  (written by Larry Siegel / Wally Wood art) (43-47)
• The Inventor at the Novelty Company (Don Martin) (48)
• Ad for The Voodoo Mad pocketbook (C3)
• Back Cover -- Association of American Florists
  (Lester Krauss photo)