Mad #81 September 1963

• Cover Artist: Bob Clarke
• Mad Logo: Harvey Kurtzman

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• Nationwide Warning - Beware of Crazy Insurance Companies (Lester Krauss photo) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "You never know how many friends you have
  until you rent a Summer place!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (2-3)
• Ads for Alfred E. Neuman bust, Fink Along With Mad L.P., Mad "Twists" Rock 'N' Roll L.P., Subscriptions - "Teed off" (sculpture by Giuseppe Baggi), Alfred E. Neuman portrait, The Voodoo Mad
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Labels We Should've Seen
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Lester Krauss photos) (4-7)
• New Movie Monsters From Everyday Life
  (written by E. Nelson Bridwell / Joe Orlando art) (8-10)
• The Class Program (Don Martin) (11)
• Some Mad Observations Made While on the Beach
  in the Technology of the "Cold War"
  (written by Phil Hahn / Jack Rickard art) (12-13)
• If Modern Comedians Performed for Civilizations in the Past (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art) (14-18)
• Spy Vs. Spy - camera thrown shoots plans /
  helicopter stirs up secrets (Antonio Prohias) (19)
• The Lighter Side of Summer Camp (Dave Berg) (20-23)
• Another Brain Operation (Don Martin) (24)
• The Mad Plan for Beating TV Commercial-Breaks
  (written by Al Jaffee / Bob Clarke art) (25-29)
• Mad's Wonder Drugs for Common Teenage Ailments
  (written by Stan Hart / George Woodbridge art) (30-32)
• Off the Deep End
  (written by Sergio Aragones / Jack Rickard art) (33)
• If Comic Strip Characters
  Behaved Like Ordinary People
  (written by Al Jaffee / Wally Wood art) (34-37)
• A Mad Look at Motorcycle Cops (Sergio Aragones) (38-39)
• Spy Vs. Spy Vs. Spy - steamrolled spies / dual wall-safe press (Antonio Prohias) (40)
• Popular Scientific Mechanics (magazine satire)
  (written by Al Jaffee / Bob Clarke art) (41-47)
• A Domestic Scene (Don Martin) (48)
• Ad for Sixth Annual Edition of The Worst From Mad
  featuring a selection from Fink Along With Mad L.P. (C3)
• Back Cover - The 1963 3/4 Edsel
  (Swedowsky & Weiss photo)