Mad #85 March 1964

• Cover Artist: Norman Mingo
• Mad Logo: Harvey Kurtzman

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• Aviz Can't Afford Dirty Plugs! (Lester Krauss photo) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "The good thing about Rock 'n' Roll records is when they wear out, you can't tell the difference!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (2-3)
• Ads for Alfred E. Neuman portrait, subscriptions - Why Kill Yourself? - barrel-jump neck-chopper (Paul Coker, Jr. art),
  Mad Follies #1 featuring camouflage paperback book covers
  "You can tell a schnook by its cover!"
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Mannie Get Your Ghoul (musical satire)
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Rickard art) (4-11)
• Famous Protest Campaigns (12-14) (Bob Clarke art)
  (written by Frank Jacobs, Stan Hart and Larry Siegel)
• At a Matinee (Don Martin) (15)
• Mad Beastlies
  (written by Phil Hahn / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (16-17)
• The Rescue
  (written by Sergio Aragones / Joe Orlando art) (18)
• The Minute After That TV Show is Over
  (written by Frank Jacobs, Stan Hart and Larry Siegel)
  (Mort Drucker art) (19-20)
• Spy Vs. Spy - drive-in 3D-train / attack crawl cliff fall (Antonio Prohias) (21)
• The Lighter Side of The College Crowd (Dave Berg) (22-25)
• The Sunday Drive (Don Martin) (26)
• What Could Happen When They Use
  Numbers for Everything (27-29) (Joe Orlando art)
  (written by Frank Jacobs, Stan Hart and Larry Siegel)
• Spy Vs. Spy - electric spaghetti / weak bridge
  (Antonio Prohias) (30)
• Future Educational Comic Pamphlets
  (written by Larry Siegel / Wally Wood art) (31-35)
• A TV Ad We'd Like to See (Tyde)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Joe Orlando art) (36)
• The Mad Hospital Primer (37-39) (George Woodbridge art)
  (written by Frank Jacobs, Stan Hart and Larry Siegel)
• The Real Story Behind the News
  (written by Stan Hart / Bob Clarke art) (40-43)
• Spy Vs. Spy Vs. Spy - strapped to midnight /
  peace pipe car exhaust (Antonio Prohias) (44)
• Strange Interlude with Hazey (TV satire) (45-47)
  (Eugene O'Neill play satire) (Mort Drucker art)
  (written by Frank Jacobs, Stan Hart and Larry Siegel)
• The Hunter (Don Martin) (48)
• Ad for Mad's Dave Berg Looks at The U.S.A. paperback
  (Mort Drucker art) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Drug Manufacturers Association
  (Lester Krauss photo)