Mad #84 January 1964

• Cover Artist: Norman Mingo
• Mad Logo: Harvey Kurtzman

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• Pony Parimutuels of New York (Lester Krauss photo) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (2-3)
• Ads for Gift Subscriptions (Larry Maleman photo - different variation from #37 back cover session), Greasy Mad Stuff paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Future Singing TV Commercials
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Rickard art) (4-7)
• Celebrities' Nightmares
  (written by Don Reilly / Mort Drucker art) (8-9)
• Some Mad Hints for the Coming Xmas Season
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Bob Clarke art) (10-12)
• The Epicure
  (poem by Edgar A. Guest) (Don Martin art) (13-14)
• More Movie Dialogue We'd Like to Hear
  (written by Harry Purvis / George Woodbridge art) (15)
• Trademarks Resulting from Future Mergers
  (written by Don Reilly / Wally Wood art) (16-17)
• A Mad Guide to Hypnotism
  (written by Phil Hahn / Bob Clarke art) (18-23)
• Jabber-Whacky
  (written by Isabelle Di Caprio / George Woodbridge art) (24)
• Spy Vs. Spy - dynamite plunger disguised as spy /
  box shoe spring stomps (Antonio Prohias) (25)
• The Lighter Side of Cops (Dave Berg) (26-29)
• Three Sure-Fire Methods of Getting a Job
  (written by Mickey Rose / Joe Orlando art) (30-31)
• Spy Vs. Spy - branding the trojan horse / castle crusher (Antonio Prohias) (32)
• The Academy Awards for Home Movies
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art) (33-37)
• A Mad Look at Santa (Sergio Aragones) (38-39)
• Spy Vs. Spy Vs. Spy - lady with hot dog spies /
  alligator in the pool (Antonio Prohias) (40)
• Modern Teacher Magazine
  (written by Larry Siegel / George Woodbridge art) (41-47)
• An Early Morning Bathroom Scene (Don Martin) (48)
• Christmas Grab Bag Ad for Subscriptions, Mad For Keeps,
  Alfred E. Neuman bust, Paperbacks, Mad Follies #1,
  Alfred E. Neuman portrait (C3)
• Back Cover -- Concertina Expanding Can
  (Lester Krauss photo)