Mad #225 September 1981

• Cover Artist: Mort Drucker

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• Ad for Mad Super Special Winter 1981
  featuring Sergio Aragones' Mad Map of the USA (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "Live every day as if it were your last, because one
  of these days, you'll be right!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Flopeye (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art) (2-8)
• One Blazing Hot Day on the Desert (Don Martin) (9)
• A Mad Look at Some Celebrities Diapers
  (written by Paul Peter Porges / Bob Clarke art) (10-11)
• If They Can Put a Man on the Moon,
  Then Why Can't They...
  (written by John Ficarra / Jack Davis art) (12-14)
• Mad's Airline President of the Year
  (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art) (15-18)
• Mad's Really Relevant Book of Lists
  (written by Frank Jacobs) (19-21)
• Publically Prohibited Bad Habits of the Future
  (written by Dennis Snee / Jack Rickard art) (22-23)
• Ads for Alfred E. Neuman portraits,
  Mad Horses Around Paperback, Subscriptions
  (industrial sewage drinker - Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Letters (24-24) (photo of the Dick Clark reading Mad)
  (photo of Anthony Perkins stabbing Mad)
  (photo of Cathy Gaines and Steve Mifsud wedding picture)
• One Blazing Hot Day on Main Street
  (Don Martin) (23)
• Mad's Career-Oriented Mother Goose
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (20-22)
• Spy vs. Spy - slingshot in hat (Antonio Prohias) (19)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) () (14-18)
• William Shakespeare...Social Critic
  (written by Henry Clark / UPI photos) (12-13)
• One Blazing Hot Day on the Beach
  (Don Martin) (11)
• Real Life Madness
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Harry North, Esq. art) (8-10)
• Assaulted State (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (2-7)
• "With most movies today, the only thing left to
  the imagination is the plot!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Contents Page (1)
• Fold-In -- What ancient slow-moving creature
  is threatened with extinction? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Altered States (Jack Rickard art)

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• Issue printed half upside-down depending on which cover is opened, with switch taking place at the half-way point.