Mad #222 April 1981

• Cover Artist: Norman Mingo
• Cover Writer: Don (Duck) Edwing
• Cover Photographer: Irving Schild

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• Subscription Ad - Why Kill Yourself?
  (railroad crossing gate guillotine - )
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Jack Davis art) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (photo of Jack Klugman reading Mad)
  (photo of the cast of
  "The Dukes of Hazzard" reading Mad) (2)
• Ads for Sergio Aragones' Mad as a Hatter!
  and Pumping Mad Paperbacks (3)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Undressed To Kill (movie satire)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art) (4-10)
• Early One Morning in a Hotel Room (Don Martin) (11)
• Now Playing...at the White House
  (written by Frank Jacobs) (12-14)
• We'll Always be Suckers for Clever Advertising...
  (written by Tom Koch / Jack Rickard art) (15-18)
• Spy vs. Spy - cannonball on chain (Antonio Prohias) (19)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (20-24)
• What Television Says and What it Really Means
  (written by Tom Koch / Jack Davis art) (25-27)
• A Mad Look at Some Not-So-Famous Last Words (28-30)
  (written by Paul Peter Porges / Harry North, Esq. art)
• Late One Afternoon on an Interstate Highway
  (Don Martin) (31)
• Why Didn't You Do Your Homework?
  (written by John Ficarra / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (32-33)
• Rhyming Ads
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art) (34-37)
• A Mad Look at Air Travel (Sergio Aragones) (38-42)
• That's Real Incredible, People! (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (43-47)
• Late One Night in a Bank
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art) (48)
• A Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
  "Mother Goose" Fold-In (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Mad's Story-Telling U.S. Postage Stamps
  (written by Henry Clark / U.S. Postal Service art)