Mad #226 October 1981

• Cover Artist: Jack Rickard

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• Ad for the Mad Magazine Board Game
  and Mad Magazine Card Game (Jack Davis art) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "Nuclear energy may be the one thing that will finally prove to us that all men are cremated equal!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (Al Jaffee draws an ad on a barf-bag) (2-3)
• Ads for Mad's Don Martin Grinds Ahead and
  Clods' Letters to Mad Paperbacks,
  Alfred E. Neuman portraits, Subscriptions
  (kicking fellow high-rise worker's lunch off steel beam - written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Superduperman II (movie satire)
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Mort Drucker art) (4-13)
• Don Martin Sells Us Sea Shells by the Sea Shore (14-16)
• Stadium & Team Owners' Paraphenalia, Inc. - 1981 Supply Catalogue (written by Tom Koch / Bob Clarke art) (17-20)
• Stuff We Don't Get to See on the Tube
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Jack Davis art) (21-23)
• A Pledge That Employees Can Really Live Up To
  (written by Dick DeBartolo) (24-25)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (26-30)
• Spy vs. Spy - sidewalk rocket (Antonio Prohias) (31)
• How Many Mistakes Can You
  Find in This Picture? (Rock Concert)
  (written by Chris Hart / George Woodbridge art) (32-33)
• Thought Patterns for Assorted
  Real-Life Every-Day Situations
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Harry North, Esq. art) (34-36)
• Still More American Jokes They're Telling in Poland
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (37-39)
• Roadside Plaques (W. G. Will idea)
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Rickard art) (40-41)
• Too Gross For Comfort (TV satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art) (42-47)
• Your Mad Horoscope (written by John Ficarra) (48)
• Fold-In -- What convenient place has the chemical industry found to dump its toxic products? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- One Day in Metropolis (Don Martin art)