Mad #247 June 1984

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Mad Super Special Fall 1984 - TV Chide (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "The successful politician knows how to remain in the
  public eye without irritating it!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (photo of Sergio Aragones on Real People show) (2-3)
• Ad for Dave Berg Looks at the Neighborhood Paperback,
  Alfred E. Neuman portraits,
  Subscriptions (cymbal head smash - Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Right Stiff (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (4-10)
• One Morning on the West Coast
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art) (11)
• Hospital Bulletin Board
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Irving Schild photo) (12-13)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (14-18)
• M.O.B. (Mafia Outlet Bureau) Shop-By-Mail Catalogue
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art) (19-21)
• Mad's List of Runners-Up for
  "The Three Biggest Lies in America"
  (written by John Ficarra / Harry North, Esq. art) (22-23)
• Additions to the Dictionary (written by Frank Jacobs) (24)
• Academy Awards for Teachers (25-28)
  (written by Lou Silverstone / George Woodbridge art)
• One Afternoon in a Large City (Don Martin) (29)
• Time Flies...Time Drags...(and vice versa)
  (written by Stan Hart / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (30-31)
• Spy vs. Spy - flag saws (Antonio Prohias) (32)
• The Mad Owner's Manual for a New American Car
  (written by Tom Koch / Al Jaffee art) (33-37)
• It's a Mad, Mad World!
  (written by Tom Koch / Jack Davis art) (38-41)
• After Mush (TV satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art) (42-47)
• One Dark Night on the East Coast
  (written by Sergio Aragones / Don Martin art) (48)
• Fold-In -- What is the one issue that leaves
  President Reagan absolutely cold? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Another Fairy Tales Scenes We'd Like to See
  The Frog Prince (Don Martin art)