Mad #255 June 1985

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams
• Cover Writer: Al Jaffee

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• Ad for Super Special Fall 1985 -
  Super Stars - Volume One (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "Even the man who has everything is envious of the
  man who has two of everything!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (2-3)
• Ads for Sergio Aragones' More Mad Marginals!
  Paperback and Subscriptions
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Gal of Me (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (4-8)
• One Fine Tuesday in the Dungeon (Don Martin) (9)
• Things You Can Do for Your Dog on His Birthday
  (Paul Peter Porges) (10-11)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (12-16)
• Mike Hammy (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Sam Viviano art) (17-18)
• The Physical Fitness Mother Goose
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (19-21)
• Mad's Talking Stamps (written by Frank Jacobs) (22-23)
• The Mad Television Writer's Rule Book
  (written by David Allikas / Jack Davis art) (24-26)
• One Fine Wednesday in Detroit (Don Martin) (27)
• Who Needs It?
  (written by Tom Koch / Harry North, Esq. art) (28-30)
• A Mad Guide to
  How Simple Things Work (Al Jaffee) (31-35)
• The Mad 7-Point Plan for Balancing the
  Budget and Wiping Out the National Debt
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art) (36-38)
• Mad Tips on Moving Out and Making It on Your Own
  (written by Larry Siegel / George Woodbridge art) (39-42)
• Spy vs. Spy - nose cone spring (logo) /
  victory thru non-violent catsup (Antonio Prohias) (43)
• The Clodsby Show (TV satire)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Angelo Torres art) (44-47)
• One Fine Thursday in Seattle (Don Martin) (48)
• Fold In -- In what area of high-tech
  chip development does the USA still
  hold a commanding lead? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Castaway changes view (Don (Duck) Edwing)