Mad #258 October 1985

• Cover Artist: Al Jaffee

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• Ad for Super Special Spring 1986 - Classic Flops (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (2-3)
• Ads for A Mad Guide to Parents, Teachers, and Other Enemies Paperback and Subscriptions
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Mad's Academy Awards for Teenage Films
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art)
  (with clips from the following movie satires) (4-8)
  • Getcha
  • All the Right Movements
  • Classless
  • Hot Dawg - The Movie
  • The Breakfast Bunch
  • Flashing Times at Ridgemont High
  • Caddyshlock
  • Cop Academy
  • Revenge of the Nerdballs
  • Primate School
  • Pokey's
  • Frisky Business
  • Footloosed
  • Zapping
  • Pokey's Revenge
  • Valley Chick
• Spy vs. Spy -
  frog tongues pull spy to mine (Antonio Prohias) (9)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (10-14)
• A Fairy Tale We'd Like to See
  (written by John Rios / Bob Jones art) (15)
• A Mad Look at Some Not-So-Famous First Attempts
  (written by Mike Snider / Al Jaffee art) (16-17)
• Goons, They Know How it's Done!
  (Cyndi Lauper song parody)
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Mort Drucker art) (18-19)
• The Mad Computer Primer
  (written by John Boni / Al Jaffee art) (20-21)
• Practical Computer Programs for Normal Everyday Use
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (22-23)
• One Fine Morning at the Office
  (written by Sergio Aragones / Don Martin art) (24)
• The Computer Company President of the Year
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Harry North, Esq. art) (25-28)
• Casey at the Byte -
  with apologies to Ernest Lawrence Thayer
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Don Martin art) (29-31)
• If Computers are so Brilliant...
  (written by Tom Koch / George Woodbridge art) (32-33)
• Mad's Guide to Computer Language
  (written by Charlie Kadau / Jack Davis art) (34-35)
• The Mad Computer Program (Sergio Aragones) (36-39)
  (designed & programmed by Lauretta Jones and Toma)
• Mad's Celebrity Supermarket (40-42)
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Bob Clarke art)
• Goofies (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Jack Davis art) (43-47)
• Justice Once (Sergio Aragones) (48)
• Fold-In -- Which gruesome twosome was responsible for the premature passing of the dearly departed? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- What's the Beef? - The Weinburger
  (written by Al Jaffee / Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder art)