MAD #407 — July 2001

"You can't go home again. At least that's what your parents will tell you on Graduation Day!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Contents Page

  Notes

  • Vey To Go — "I turn my back on you for 18 years..." (P. C. Vey)
  1–2
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • Bill Clinton pictured with MAD #396. Ad for MAD XL #10 — July 2001
  4–5
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine) summary
• A MAD Look at Jackass

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #10 — October 2006
  6–9
• Realistic Talking Toys!

  Mattel It Like It Is Dept.

  Written by Darren Johnson / Photos by Irving Schild

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #12 — January 2007
  10–11
• You've Officially Become Your Mother/Father When...

  All Folked Up Dept.

  Written by Butch D'Ambrosio / Art by Amanda Conner

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #15 — June 2007
  12–13
• Rap Music Predictions for the Coming Year

  Little Pun Dept.

  Written by Arie Kaplan / Art by Drew Friedman

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #12 — January 2007
  14–16
• The Lighter Side of...

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg
  17–20
• One Fine Day Along the Yellow Brick Road

  The Wicked Witch of the Eats Dept.

  Written by Michael Gallagher / Art by James Warhola
  21
• Rejected Reality TV Shows

  The Jibe Has Spoken Dept.

  Written by Greg Leitman / Art by Hermann Mejia

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #16 — July 2007
  22–23
• Spy vs. Spy — time machine guillotine

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Peter Kuper

  Reprinted in 5 collections

  • MAD Classics #18 — October 2007
  • Spy Vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
  • Spy vs. Spy — The Top Secret Files — 2011
  • MAD Presents Spy Vs. Spy — An Explosive Celebration — 2015
  • MAD Presents Spy vs. Spy: The Big Blast — Special Collector's Edition 2016
  24–25
• Monroe &... "Jackass"

  Angster's Paradise Dept.

  Written by Anthony Barbieri / Art by Bill Wray

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #10 — October 2006
  26–28
• MAD's Photo Personals Gallery

  The Singles Seen Dept.

  Written by Jeff Kruse / Photos by Irving Schild

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #11 — November 2006
  29–31
• Blind Man's Fluff

  Duck Droppings Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #23 — October 2008
  32–33
• Questions You Never Want to Be Asked on a Summer Job Application

  Hire Education Dept.

  John Caldwell / Color by Digital Chameleon

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #15 — June 2007
  34–36
• MAD's Complete Guide to Shipping Your Aging Relative Off to a Nursing Home

  A Cure for the Common Old Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Kevin Pope

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #11 — November 2006
  37–40 sample
• AT&Fee Wireless (ad parody)

  An Embarrassment of Richard's Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #20 — January 2008
  41
• Sluts in the City (TV satire)

  HB Hos Dept.

  Written by Josh Gordon / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 7 collections

  • MAD XL #27 — June 2004
  • MAD Classics #22 — July 2008
  • 1001 MAD Pages You Must Read Before You Die — 2009
  • Totally MAD — 2012
  • MAD Unplugs TV — Special Collector's Edition 2015
  • MAD #36 — April 2024
  • MAD Treasure Trove of Trash — Vol. 8 — Mar/Apr 2024
  42–46
• MAD's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Johnny Knoxville

  Grieving Las Vegas Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Hermann Mejia

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Classics #10 — October 2006
  • MAD #48 — April 2026
  47
• Fold-In — What televised sports disaster horrified millions of viewers this year?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
  C3