Mad #407 July 2001

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Vey To Go - "I turn my back on you for 18 years..." (P. C. Vey)
• Contents Page (1-2)
• Letters (Bill Clinton pictured with #396) (4-5)
• Ad for Mad XL #10 - July 2001
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary) **various places around the magazine
• A Mad Look at Jackass (Sergio Aragones) (6-9)
• Realistic Talking Toys! (written by Darren Johnson / Irving Schild photos) (10-11)
• You've Officially Become Your Mother/Father When...
  (written by Butch D'Ambrosio / Amanda Conner art) (12-13)
• Rap Music Predictions for the Coming Year (written by Arie Kaplan / Drew Friedman art) (14-16)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (17-20)
• One Fine Day Along the Yellow Brick Road (written by Michael Gallagher / James Warhola art) (21)
• Rejected Reality TV Shows (written by Greg Leitman / Hermann Mejia art) (22-23)
• Spy vs. Spy - time machine guillotine (Peter Kuper) (24-25)
• Monroe &... "Jackass" (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (26-28)
• Mad's Photo Personals Gallery (written by Jeff Kruse / Irving Schild photos) (29-31)
• Blind Man's Fluff (Don (Duck) Edwing) (32-33)
• Questions You Never Want to Be Asked on a Summer Job Application
  (John Caldwell / color by Digital Chameleon) (34-36)
• Mad's Complete Guide to Shipping Your Aging Relative Off to a Nursing Home
  (written by Mike Snider / Kevin Pope art) (37-40)
• AT&Fee Wireless (ad parody) (written by Dick DeBartolo) (41)
• Sluts in the City (TV satire) (written by Josh Gordon / Mort Drucker art) (42-46)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Johnny Knoxville
  (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art) (47)
• Fold-In -- What televised sports disaster horrified millions of viewers this year? (Al Jaffee) (C3)

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