MAD #406 — June 2001

"Parents work so they can give their children a better life than they had — and then complain about how easy they've got it!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Contents Page

  Note

  • Pull My Cheney — exploding barber chair (Tom Cheney)
  1, 3
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.
  4–5
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine) summary
• Cannibal (movie satire)

  The Flesh Prince Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Angelo Torres / Color by Wildstorm
  6–11
• A MAD Look at Teachers

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • The MAD Student Survival Guide — 2002
  • MAD Classics #24 — January 2009
  12–14
• What is a Hollywood Liberal?

  It's a Dem Shame Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Rick Tulka

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD Classics #11 — November 2006
  • MAD #505 — October 2010 — The MAD Vault (excerpt)
  • MAD Spoofs Politics — Special Collector's Edition 2014
  • MAD #40 — December 2024
  16–17 sample
• Monroe &... The Art Teacher

  Angster's Paradise Dept.

  Written by Anthony Barbieri / Art by Bill Wray

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #18 — October 2007
  18–21
• MAD's Cable TV Viewing Odds

  What You See is What You Regret Dept.

  Written by John Biederman / Art by Tom Richmond

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #10 — October 2006
  22–24
• Ad for MAD XL #9

  June 2001
  25
• A Day in the Life of the Little AOL Man!

  Icon Job Dept.

  Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Patrick Merrell

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Classics #7 — June 2006
  • MAD Kids #10 — March 2008
  26–27
• MAD Tips For Better Backyard Wrestling

  The Squared Circle Jerks Dept.

  John Caldwell
  30–31
• Spy vs. Spy vs. Spy — madame voodoo

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Written by Michael Gallagher / Art by Peter Kuper

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • Spy Vs. Spy — The Complete Casebook — Antonio Prohias — 2001
  • Spy Vs. Spy — Omnibus — Antonio Prohias — 2011
  • Spy vs. Spy — The Top Secret Files — 2011
  • MAD #27 — October 2022
  32–34
• How Alex Rodriguez Will Spend His $252 Million

  Pay Ball! Dept.

  Written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #10 — October 2006
  36–37
• What Else Is Physically Wrong With Vice-President Dick Cheney?

  The Grim Veeper Dept.

  Written by Greg Leitman / Art by Scott Bricher

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD Classics #11 — November 2006
  • The MAD War on Bush — 2007
  • MAD About Politics — 2008
  • MAD Spoofs Politics — Special Collector's Edition 2014
  38
• The Lighter Side of...

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #25 — May 2009
  39–42
• MAD's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Britney Spears

  Grieving Las Vegas Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Hermann Mejia

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #19 — November 2007
  43
• Gulp Fiction

  Tales from the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Classics #14 — April 2007
  • MAD #505 — October 2010 — The MAD Vault
  44
• The Age...

  In One Year and Out the Other Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #15 — June 2007
  46
• The Do's and Don't's of Running Dead People For Elective Office

  Poll Bearers Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Tom Cheney

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #23 — October 2008
  47–49
• A Special MAD Interview With Eminem

  The Real Dim Shady Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Ray Alma

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD #505 — October 2010 — The MAD Vault (excerpt)
  • MAD #13 — June 2020
  51–55
• Online Survey Request

  Request for readers to take an on-line survey at www.madsurvey.com
  56
• Fold-In — Who is suffering a power shortage that could prove disastrous to the country?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
  C3