MAD #396 — August 2000
"If we really learned from our past mistakes, most of us would never get out of bed in the morning!" — Alfred E. Neuman
Contents
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Subscriptions AdArt by Roberto Parada from Special #129C2
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Contents Page
Notes
- Pull My Cheney — Employees Must Wash Hands (Tom Cheney) / Ad for MAD XL #5 — August 2000 — featuring Frank Jacobs's The MAD World of William M. Gaines — Part 5
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Letters and Tomatoes Dept.4–5
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(various places around the magazine) summary
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MAD's 50 Worst Things About TVWritten by Scott Maiko / Art by Drew Friedman
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Monroe &... The High Seas — Part OneAngster's Paradise Dept.Written by Anthony Barbieri / Art by Bill Wray
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Johnson Family Garage Sale-O-Rama CatalogSlam Junk Dept.Written by Danno Sullivan / Art by Leslie Sternbergh
Reprinted in 1 collection
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Spy vs. Spy — missile in spy clothesJoke and Dagger Dept.Written by Dave Croatto / Art by Peter Kuper
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A More Factual Version of that Deceptive Home Depot AdSleuth in Advertising Dept.Written by Jacob Lambert / Photos by Irving Schild
Reprinted in 2 collections
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Kathie Lee Replacements We'll Never SeeHostess Stinkies Dept.26–29
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Little Known Contract Clauses of Today's Biggest Sports StarsWho Demand? You Demand! Dept.Art by John Caldwell30–31
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Tom Green — The Obnoxious Early YearsAnd a Child Shall Peeve Them Dept.Written by Dave Croatto / Art by Sam Sisco32–34
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The Comics Page of L'Osservatore RomanoPope-Pourri Dept.Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Gary Hallgren
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Letters to Magazines That We'll Never SeeMissive Impossible Dept.Written by Mike Snider
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Words and Phrases That Left the English Language During the '90sHumor in a Vernacular Vein Dept.Written by Mike Snider / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.40–41
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Sofa's ChoiceTales From the Duck Side Dept.
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Angle (TV satire)The Vampire Strikes Back Dept.Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Angelo Torres
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MAD's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Elian GonzalezGrieving Las Vegas Dept.Written by Mike Snider / Art by Hermann Mejia48
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Fold-In — Who's responsible for the ugliest acts of violence in sports today?
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Back Cover — The American DreamWritten by Michael Gallagher / Art by Tom Bunk
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