MAD #431 — July 2003

"To avoid repeating the mistakes of your father, start by not marrying your mother!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Contents Page
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • Readers define the word “Potrzebie”, ad for MAD XL #22 — July 2003
  2, 4, 6
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine)
• C.S.Oy: Miami (TV satire)

  It's Not the Heat, It's the Stupidity Dept.

  Written by Arnie Kogen / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Classics #21 — April 2008
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — Mort Drucker — 2012
  8–12
• Shamazon.com: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  Hogwarts and All Dept.

  Written by Arie Kaplan / Art by Scott Bricher

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Presents Harry Potter — September 2011
  14
• Spy vs. Spy — screwy tennis ball net chop

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Peter Kuper

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • Spy Vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
  • Spy vs. Spy — The Top Secret Files — 2011
  16–17
• MAD Deconstructs TV Talk Shows — Late Night with Conan O'Brien

  The Chat 'n the Stat Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Drew Friedman

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #22 — July 2008
  18–19
• A MAD Look at Dieting

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD's Greatest Artists: Sergio Aragonés — 2010
  20–23
• MAD's New Sesame Street Characters That Better Reflect Today's World

  Children's Television Work Schlock Dept.

  Written by Arie Kaplan and Josh Malinow / Muppet-like characters by 3/Design Studio / Irving Schild photos
  24–29
• Al-Jazeera TV Guide

  Tongue 'n' Sheik Dept.

  Written by Don Vaughan / Art by Tom Nick Cocotos
  30
• Selected Highlights from Courtney Love's Journal

  No Cobain, No Gain Dept.

  Written by Jacob Lambert / Art by Hermann Mejia
  31–34
• Which Big Budget Summer Blockbuster Will Make the Most Money?

  Gross Encounters Dept.

  Written by Barry Liebmann / Art by Sam Sisco
  36–37
• Monroe and… The Big Apple — Part One

  Angster's Paradise Dept.

  Written by Anthony Barbieri / Art by Bill Wray
  38–41
• Hulk-A-Rama!

  Green Achers Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin and Mike Snider / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD About Super Heroes — volume 2 — 2010
  • MAD About Super Heroes — version 2.5 — 2012
  43
• The 10 Most Pathetic Hulk Fans

  John Caldwell / Color by Wildstorm

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Classics #22 — July 2008
  • MAD About Super Heroes — volume 2 — 2010
  • MAD About Super Heroes — version 2.5 — 2012
  44–45
• Behind the Scenes on the Set of The Hulk

  Written by Dick DeBartolo and Greg Leitman / Art by Tom Richmond

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD Classics #22 — July 2008
  • MAD About Super Heroes — volume 2 — 2010
  • MAD About Super Heroes — version 2.5 — 2012
  • MAD #15 — October 2020
  46–47
• MAD's Less-Than-Incredible Hulk Outtakes

  Written by Greg Leitman
  48–49
• The Hulk Has a Bad Week

  Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Ray Alma

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Classics #22 — July 2008
  • MAD About Super Heroes — volume 2 — 2010
  • MAD About Super Heroes — version 2.5 — 2012
  50
• Fold-In — What incredible green marvel are many eagerly waiting to see?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Classics #22 — July 2008
  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
  C3 sample