Mad #430 June 2003

• Cover Artist: Mark Stutzman

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• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (2,5-6)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• $-MEN2 (movie satire)
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Tom Richmond art) (8-15)
• Splash Me if You Can (Don (Duck) Edwing) (16)
• Monroe and... The Brain
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (18-21)
• Mad's Complete Guide to Plagiarism
  (written by Mike Snider / Kevin Pope art) (22-24)
• The Jerry Springer Spaniel Show
  (Teresa Burns Parkhurst) (26-27)
• Spy vs. Spy -
  anticipating harm wall bed (Peter Kuper) (30-31)
• Firsthand Evidence That Obesity in Your School
  May Be Out of Control! (John Caldwell) (32-34)
• Mad Deconstructs TV Talk Shows - The View
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Mort Drucker art) (36-38)
• A Prom Night Scrapbook for a Gay Couple in Smalltown, USA (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art) (39-42)
• LoJerk Stolen Vehicle Recovery System (ad parody)
  (written by Jeff Kruse / Timothy Shamey art) (43)
• A Mad Look at Mothers (Sergio Aragones) (44-47)
• Duke Bissell's Tales of Undisputed Interest -- job as an
  experimental lab test subject / talking rodent (P. C. Vey) (48)
• Mad's Unreal Outtakes from The Matrix Reloaded
  (written by Greg Leitman) (50-51)
• Subtle Indications that the Guy You're Dating May Not Be a Millionaire (written by John Prete / Rick Tulka art)
  (idea by Steve Jarczak) (52-53)
• Mad's Spam of the Month - Magic Meat Enhancer
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Irving Schild photos) (54-55)
• Fold-In -- What extreme sport will many youths soon take part in? (Al Jaffee) (C3)