MAD #532 — April 2015

"Flattery can get you far in life — but you're so smart, you probably already knew that!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Contents Page

  It's the List We Can Do Dept.
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.
  2–4
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various obscure places around the magazine)
• The Fundalini Pages

  Random Acts of Mindless Dept.

  • Outtakes from Star Wars: The Force Awakens
  • The Fast 5 — The Secret Service's New Security Measures — Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Kevin Pope
  • The Godfrey Report
  • Save the Dator — played the entire game nude — Joe Dator
  • New Department of Justice Crime Statistics — Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Sam Sisco
  • Ways Nintendo is Dealing With Its Money Problems — Written by Kenny Keil
  • The Pros and Cons of Space Tourism — Written by Nathan Cooper / Art by Bob Staake
  • “Terms and Conditions” You Might Have Overlooked — Written by Kenny Keil
  • The Squeaky Wheeler — “I got that one for being born.” — Shannon Wheeler sample
  • Lesser-Known Sports Factoids — Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Anton Emdin
  • The New Year's Resolution — Samuel Ferri
  • Is It a Compliment or an Insult? — Written by Kit Lively / Art by Evan Dorkin and Sarah Dyer
  • Brain-Buster Questions That Don't Do Much Busting — Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Patrick Merrell
  • When “Reverse Image Search” Goes Wrong — Written by Kenny Keil
  6–10
• House of Cons (TV satire)

  Lost in Spacey Dept.

  Written by David Shayne / Art by Tom Richmond
  12–17
• Ad for MAD Books
  18–19
• A Sneak Peek at More of the New Characters in Star Wars: The Force Awakens

  Thespians of the Galaxy Dept.

  Written by Mike Morse / Art by Hermann Mejia

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Spoofs Sci-Fi / Star Wars — Special Collector's Edition 2015
  • MAD Spoofs Star Wars — Special Collector's Edition 2019
  20–21
• The Darker Side of The Lighter Side

  Berg's-Eye Askew Dept.

  Dave Berg originals / uncredited altered dialogue / color by Carl Peterson
  22–24
• A MAD Look At Lego

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones / Color by Tom Luth

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD #34 — December 2023
  • MAD Treasure Trove of Trash — Vol. 7 — December 2023
  • MAD Hodgepodge of Humor — Vol. 3 — December 2025
  25–29
• The Worst Reviews on Yelp

  Posts Mortem Dept.

  Written by Kenny Keil / Art by Scott Bricher
  30–31
• President Obama's Bucket List

  Fools Goals Dept.

  Written by Mike Morse / Art by Paul Coker
  32–33
• Spy vs. Spy — drone camera explodes / magnet in hat pulls tacks through head

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Peter Kuper

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Hodgepodge of Humor — Vol. 1 — Apr/May 2025
  34–35
• Ad for MAD's Greatest Artists — Don Martin — Three Decades of His Greatest Works
  36
• The Strip Club

  Pen and Stink Dept.

  • Almost Perfect Universe — Dakota McFadzean
  • It Only Hurts When I Laugh — Christopher Baldwin
  • The Bearded Kid — Kevin Werth
  • Freudian Slap — Eric Scott
  • How's My Driving? — Nathan Cooper
  • WTF, Jeff? or My Roommate Might Be a Serial Killer — Written by Kit Lively / Art by Scott Nickel
  • I'm Afraid It's Very Serious — Phil McAndrew
  • Trigger McBride: Horse Cop in “The Closest Call” — Peet Tamburino
  37–40
• The MAD Vault

  Rotten to the Encore Dept.

  Article from MAD #141: Get-It-Out-Of-Your-System-Land — Written by Sy Reit / Art by George Woodbridge
  41–43
• Internet Rumor Timeline

  The Speculation Superhighway Dept.

  Written by Mike Morse / Art by Ward Sutton
  44–45
• Few Joke Girls (TV satire)

  Planet of the Aprons Dept.

  Written by Mike Morse / Art by Tom Bunk
  46–50
• Star Wars Fans Then… and Now

  Hysteria Repeats Itself Dept.

  Art by Rich Powell

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Spoofs Sci-Fi and Fantasy — Special Collector's Edition 2018
  51–53
• The Best of The Idiotical

  Our Daily Dread Dept.

  • The Startling Similarities Between the Star Wars Trailer and Cyber Monday
  • The 9 Least Popular Google Searches of 2014
  • Emoji Biographies (Volume 4)
  • Menu Items McDonald's Will Be Getting Rid Of
  • Celebrities Without Their Makeup (Volume 11)
  • Drawbacks to Girl Scout Cookies Being Sold Online
  • Dos Equis Presents Fascinating Holiday Facts About The Least Interesting Man in the World
  54–55
• Ad for Subscriptions

  with #126 bonus print
  56
• Fold-In — What form of S&M is inexplicably gaining popularity?

  All Jaffee Dept.

  Al Jaffee
  C3