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Mad #529 October 2014
Cover Artist:
Mark Fredrickson
Contents Page (
1
)
Letters (
2-4
)
"These days, you'd have to be crazy to run for
political office - and that pretty much explains everything!"
-- Alfred E. Neuman
Ad for
Mad's Greatest Artists -
Dave Berg - Five Decades of "The Lighter Side of..."
(
5
)
Sergio Aragones
Drawn Out Dramas
**various obscure places around the magazine
The Fundalini Pages (
6-10
)
Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds - Jeff Bezos
(
Rick Tulka
art)
Historical Sports "Firsts" We're Still Waiting For (written by
Jeff Kruse
/
Kevin Pope
art)
When the Going Gets Duff -
when animals attack, verbally (
J. C. Duffy
)
TV Shows with the Same Title as Their Porn Parodies (written by
Matt Lassen
)
The Cover We Didn't Use -
How's My Texting While Driving?
(written by
Jason Mustian
/
Chris Houghton
art)
The Fast 5 - Interesting Facts About Marriage
(written by
Jeff Kruse
/
Peter Bagge
art)
How Different Networks Would Cover the
Story of a Giant Meteor Heading Toward Earth
(written by
Megan O'Leary
/
Sam Sisco
art)
The Mad Consumer Helper-Outer Guide --
Simple Ways to Save on Food (written by
Jeff Kruse
)
Eckstein Marks the Spot! -
"Ed was claustrophobic." (
Bob Eckstein
)
Ways The Pope Could Be Even Awesomer
(written by
Mike Morse
/
Paul Coker
art)
Worst Selling K-Cup Flavors (written by
Kenny Keil
)
Positive Things About
the Time Warner Cable / Comcast Merger
(written by
Dick DeBartolo
/
Tom Bunk
art)
Bitterman - overlooking flaws (
Garth Gerhart
)
Classic Bumper Stickers Updated
(written by
Jason Mustian
)
Oy Vey! - "sitting on my testicles!" (
P. C. Vey
)
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AOL Start-Up Screens We'd Like To See
(written by
Jeff Kruse
/ actor
Scott Griessel
)
Perfect Bacon Bed (ad parody) (
Scott Bricher
art) (
11
)
Snark Tank (TV satire) (written by
Dick DeBartolo
/
Tom Richmond
art) (
12-16
)
Ad For Subscriptions with
#94
bonus print (
17
)
Your Parents Say To You... One Day You Will Say To Them...
(written by
Matt Lassen
/
Tim Hamilton
art) (
18-19
)
Spy vs. Spy - soccer ball bomb / punch out of graffitied brick wall (
Peter Kuper
) (
20-21
)
Questions We'd Like to Ask Justin Bieber (written by
Matt Lassen
/
Hermann Mejia
art) (
22-23
)
A Mad Look At Grilling (
Sergio Aragones
/
Jim Campbell
color) (
24-27
)
What Has Luke Skywalker Been Up To For the Last 30 Years?
(written by
Jonathan Bresman
/
Anton Emdin
art) (
28-29
)
The Worst People to Sit Near on a Plane (
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
) (
30-31
)
Ad for tons of Mad books (
32-33
)
A Google Glass Wearer's Photo Album (written by
Frank Jacobs
/
John Kerschbaum
art) (
34-35
)
The Mad Vault Article From
#202
-- Recycling Your Throw-Aways
(written by
Paul Peter Porges
/
Al Jaffee
art) (
36-38
)
When Twitter's Maximum Character Rule Saves People From Saying Too Much
(written by
Evan Waite
) (
39
)
A Disgraced Politician's Guide to the Do's and Dont's at a Hastily Called Press Conference
(
John Caldwell
) (
40-41
)
Ad for
Mad - The 100 Dumbest People, Events & Things of the Century (so far)
(
42
)
The Strip Club
(
43-46
)
Deadly Survival (
Nathan Cooper
)
Trigger McBride: Horse Cop - The Perils of Paperwork (
Peet Tamburino
)
Peak of Absurdity (
Emily Flake
)
WTF, Jeff? or My Roommate Might Be a Serial Killer (written by
Kit Lively
/
Scott Nickel
art)
Schmience! (
Mike Jacobsen
)
The 50 Worst Things About Food (written by
Desmond Devlin
)
(
Peter Kuper
,
Josh Mecouch
,
Justin Peterson
,
Rich Powell
art) (
47-53
)
The Best of The Idiotical (stuff from Mad's blog) (
54-55
)
Barack Obama in
Iraq to the Future
Jay Z vs. Solange: The Tale of the Tape
You Know You're Really 70 When... (George Lucas edition)
Kimye's "Just Married" Pic: The Uncropped Version
Latest Google Doodle Salutes World Cup Bite
Who's Streaming "Orange is the New Black"?
Godzilla vs. Hero Cat
Mad Presents Even More Emoji Biographies
Ad for Mad App for the iPad (
56
)
Fold-In -- What relic from the 80s is no one excited to see return? (
Al Jaffee
) (
C3
)
Back Cover -- iPad Air (ad parody)
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