Mad Special #99 Early Fall 1994

(Movie Classics)

• Cover Artist: James Warhola
  

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• Ad for Subscriptions
• Contents Page
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Mad's Modern Rube Goldberg Inventions
  (written by Mike Snider / Al Jaffee art)
• The Jarring Jungle Joyride (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• The Mad "Don't" Book -
  Chapter 1: What Not to Do at a Funeral
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola)
  (Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Ten College Athletes
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Davis art)
• A Mad Look at Self-Defense (Sergio Aragones)
• Spy vs. Spy - giant frog tongues flying spy
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• The Inconceivable Island Incident (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Guys You're Likely to Meet Before Mr. "Right"
  (written by Mike Snider / Alyse Newman art)
• Mad's Cheap and Painless Methods for Overcoming
  Baldness at Little Expense and Even Less Pain
  (Paul Peter Porges)
• One Fine Morning in Miami
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Jack Davis art)
• Introduction to Movies section with cover art from #295
• 201 Minutes of a Space Idiocy (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art)
• Exciting But Meaningless Movie Studio Blurbs
  (written by Russ Cooper)
• Mad Mini-Movies (movie satires)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art)
  • Guess Who's Throwing Up Dinner?
  • In Cold Blecch!
  • The Post-Graduate
• Not Playing
  (written by Charlie Kadau / Greg Theakston art)
• M*I*S*H M*O*S*H (movie satire)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Angelo Torres art)