Mad #287 June 1989

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Super Special Fall 1989 - Mad Shorts (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "If most people said what's on their minds,
  they'd be speechless!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Ad for Subscriptions featuring Mad Buttons Bonus
• Letters (2-3)
• Ad for A Mad Look at the 60's Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Grossanne (TV satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art) (4-9)
• A Mad Look at Female Bodybuilders
  (Sergio Aragones) (10-11)
• Future Supreme Court Decisions
  (written by Tom Koch / Angelo Torres art) (12-13)
• Specialized Nautilus Machines for Practical Everyday Activities (written by Larry Siegel / Al Jaffee art) (14-16)
• The Unnerving Undertaker's Undertaking
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (17)
• Anonymous Groups That Didn't Make It
  (written by Chris Hart / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (18-19)
• Additions to the Dictionary (written by Frank Jacobs) (20)
• Will Eisner's City People Notebook (21-23)
• Consumer Reports Aimed at Special Interest Groups
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art) (24-25)
• Stupid Pet Owner Tricks (Paul Peter Porges) (26-27)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (28-32)
• Spy vs. Spy - batting mobile returns wrecking ball pitch
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art) (33)
• It's Never a Good Sign When...
  (written by John Prete / Al Jaffee art) (34-35)
• The Refrigerated Rocky Run-Through
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (36)
• Kookoon - The Rehash (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Jack Davis art) (37-40)
• Spy vs. Spy - lawn-mowing airplane
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art) (41)
• Headlines You Can Bet We'll Never See
  (written by Mike Snider) (42-43)
• The Hideous Headsman's Horseplay
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (44)
• Academy Awards for Movie Audience Members
  (written by Mike Snider / Sam Viviano art) (45-47)
• Not Playing
  (written by Charlie Kadau / Greg Theakston art) (48)
• Fold-In -- What is constantly reaching record heights?
  (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Mad Bookmarks (Dennis Wunderlin bug art)
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola)