Mad #285 March 1989

• Cover Artist: Mort Drucker

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• Ad for Super Special Summer 1989 - School Sucks (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Ad for Subscriptions featuring Mort Drucker's Mad Show-Stoppers and Mad's Maddest Writer Dick DeBartolo Presents Here's Mad in Your Eye, and The Completely Mad Don Martin Big Book Bonuses
• Letters (photo of Mark Summers holding #282,
  pieing Dick DeBartolo) (2-3)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Beers (TV satire)
  (written by Debbee Ovitz / Mort Drucker art) (4-8)
• Drama on Page 9 -
  Heimlich Plumbing Company (John Caldwell) (9)
• Mad Re-Examines More Wise Old Sayings
  (written by Tom Koch / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (10-11)
• Mad's Find-The-Hidden-Scoundrels Puzzle
  (written by John Prete / Al Jaffee art) (12-13)
• A Mad Look at Small Wheels (Sergio Aragones) (14-15)
• When Roger Rabbit Technology
  Takes Over All of Hollywood's Films
  (written by Stan Hart / Bob Clarke art) (16-19)
• NBC's Superbowl Pregame Memo
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Davis art) (20-21)
• Don't Be Fooled (Elvis Presley song parody)
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Gerry Gersten art) (22-23)
• Toys "R" U Catalogue (George Woodbridge art)
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola) (24-25)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (26-30)
• Recasting Famous Old Movies With Today's Famous Wrestlers (written by John Prete / Sam Viviano art) (31-34)
• Spy vs. Spy - drawbridge spring release to gators
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art) (35)
• Some Classic Examples of World Class Boredom
  (Paul Peter Porges) (36-37)
• Greeting Cards For Very, Very Special Occasions
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Jones art)
  (idea by Jeffrey L. Cohen) (38-39)
• Don (Duck) Edwing Moseys Out West (40-42)
• Crocktale (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (43-47)
• Drama on Page 48 -
  washed-up baseball mascot (John Caldwell) (48)
• Fold-In -- What's the worst poison spewing
  out of Downey Jr.'s big mouth? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Toys "R" U Catalogue
  (written by Charlie Kadau & Joe Raiola)
  (Irving Schild photos / Bob Clarke art)