Mad #516 August 2012

• Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

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• Ad for Spymuseumstore.org - for Spy vs. Spy stuff
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ad for Planet Tad Book
• Ad for Mad App for the iPad
• Ad For Subscriptions with #154 bonus print
• Sergio Aragones Drawn Out Dramas
  **various obscure places around the magazine
• The Fundalini Pages
  • Re-Election Campaign Slogans for President Obama
    (written by Matt Lassen)
  • Our Economic Recovery by the Numbers (Kenny Keil)
  • Disturbing The Price is Right Contestant T-Shirts
    (David DeGrand)
  • LeLievre and Let LeLievre (Glen LeLievre)
  • Latest Classifieds (written by Scott Maiko)
  • Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds - Derek Jeter
    (Rick Tulka art)
  • New Shows on the DogTV Channel
  • Overheard on Virgin Galactic's First Passenger Flight
    (written by Jeff Kruse / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
  • The Kitchen Sink -
    Least-Downloaded Podcasts (Kenny Keil)
  • Lassen is More (Matt Lassen)
  • Least-Recommended Dating Websites
    (written by Jeff Kruse)
  • Unnecessary Special Skills to Have on Your Resume (written by Matt Lassen)
  • When the Going Gets Duff (J. C. Duffy)
  • Super Powers You Didn't Know The Avengers Have
    (written by Matt Lassen / Anton Emdin art)
• Ad for the new MadMagazine.com
• Fading Bad (TV satire)
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Tom Richmond art)
• Tip-Offs that a Civil War Re-Enactment Isn't Quite Accurate
  (written by Matt Lassen / Rick Geary art)
• Spider-Man Tweets While Watching The Avengers
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Hermann Mejia art)

• A Mad Look At Hospitals (Sergio Aragones / Tom Luth color)
• CNN.con (website satire) (written by Scott Maiko / Scott Bricher art)
• 8 Practical Pointers for Doomsday Preppers (John Caldwell)
• What If Batman Were Jewish? (Al Jaffee art)
• Chilling Thoughts - 2012 Edition (written by Desmond Devlin / Evan Dorkin and Sarah Dyer art)
• Total Rip-Off Pillow (ad satire) (written by Dick DeBartolo / Scott Bricher art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• New Laws Under Consideration to Regulate Women's Bodies (Teresa Burns Parkhurst)
• Ads for Epic Mad and Insanely Awesome Mad books
• The Strip Club
  • Brown Bear (Noah Van Sciver)
  • Got Your Nose (Jacob Lambert)
  • Put a Quirk In It (Nathan Bulmer)
  • Rods & Cones (Brian Gordon)
  • I'm Afraid It's Very Siri-ous (Phil McAndrew)
  • One Foot in the Grave (Christopher Baldwin)
  • One Day in the Future (Peet Tamburino)
  • Just Below the Surface (Douglas Paszkiewicz)
• Ad for various Mad books
• Planet TAD!!!!! (written by Tim Carvell)
• Mad's Less-Than-Amazing Outtakes From The Amazing Spider-Man
• Ad for Kindle versions of Mad About Super Heroes
• The Mad Vault Article From #357 --
  Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to World Travel (written by Desmond Devlin / Kevin Pope art)
• 3 People in Search of the Perfect eReader Accessory (Ward Sutton)
• Fold-In -- What man-made disaster has many people shaking their heads in dismay? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Ad for Mad Presents... Batman magazine and iPad app